tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7537728356839693093.post7834328496447513714..comments2023-10-28T11:11:58.342+01:00Comments on Opinionated Beyond My Education: Is It Cos I's Fat?Opinionated More Than Educated...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03511100520723116286noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7537728356839693093.post-9224358939885540672009-11-15T21:58:38.645+00:002009-11-15T21:58:38.645+00:00From my secret BBC bunker deep in the Ardennes, si...From my secret BBC bunker deep in the Ardennes, sipping my chablis and eating my caviar, I can exclusively reveal that this woman does not in fact exist, and it's a plot to keep the public in fear.<br /><br />After all, the one thing you're worried about is 25 stone knife-crimers wandering the streets. You can't run - they're deceptively fast. You can't hide - they can smell a burger from 200 yards and hear crisps being opened from a mile away. <br /><br />It was a genius move on the part of the boys down in our Fictional Criminal Dissemination Department, and an even better move on the part of our Media Conspiracy Department to get whoever the fuck that other newspaper was involved and I'm bored of this now.<br /><br />I'd go on, but I'm bored of this now.Jesus Chrishttp://statbox.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7537728356839693093.post-16335840072298777992009-11-15T16:50:52.223+00:002009-11-15T16:50:52.223+00:00Actually, I think you'll find that the BBC sta...Actually, I think you'll find that the BBC staff don't have time to walk the streets, they are too busy snorting coke in some Islington penthouse - alongside some lesbian Muslims of course. Of at least, that's what I am reliably informed happens.Fat Face Penguin Sealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16322339964533878240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7537728356839693093.post-40186721845716500582009-11-15T15:04:37.528+00:002009-11-15T15:04:37.528+00:00There can't be any question that, faced with t...There can't be any question that, faced with the choice between letting lunatic murderers escape and being prissy about language, the BBC will always go for keeping us in the dark. It's not as if their staff ever have to wander around the streets like the rest of us, living as they do in luxury bunkers hidden from every identifiable public threat.PC Gonemadnoreply@blogger.com