Opinionated Beyond My Education

Satan Smokes. In The Vatican. Apparently.

2010-03-10T17:49:00.009Z

There are dark forces at work in these troubled times, and Biased BBC's Witchfinder General David Vance knows what they are. Only recently, he was warning us about Zombies in British life. Today, he brings sulphurous news of the cloven-hoofed Beast. Cue Tubular Bells:

Sex abuse scandals in the Roman Catholic Church are proof that that "the Devil is at work inside the Vatican",

That's a good one. Takes the pressure off the humans, anyway.

according to the Holy See's chief exorcist.

A person we take with enormous seriousness.

Father Gabriele Amorth, 85, who has been the Vatican's chief exorcist for 25 years

He must know what he's doing, then.

and says he has dealt with 70,000 cases of demonic possession,

Aaaah-ha...

said that the consequences of satanic infiltration included power struggles at the Vatican

Right.

as well as "cardinals who do not believe in Jesus, and bishops who are linked to the Demon".

Uh huh.

He added: "When one speaks of 'the smoke of Satan' [a phrase coined by Pope Paul VI in 1972] in the holy rooms, it is all true

Nicorette could have helped with that.

– including these latest stories of violence and paedophilia."

Hello? Carabinieri? The man you seek is a Mr. Beelzebub….

Well, is he right?

I should say so and I'm also sure the Nigerian oil minister's money will be in my bank account any day now. Where can I buy striped paint, by the way? The gaffer says I should fetch some.

I think in a way he is.

(Cough) Indeed. (Cough)

Those of us who hold the Christian faith understand that Satan IS everywhere,

That would be Simon Cowell. Or maybe Piers Morgan. Easily confused.

the Bible tells us so.

It's also very helpful on the subject of masturbation, sacrifice and the problem of menstruating women. From memory.

This is his realm,

I'm sure. Did Mike Oldfield ever do anything else?

we are all fallen creatures open to temptation,

The Orchestral Version. Bit pointless, wasn't it?

and that is why we need to turn to Christ.

May be your best bet come Election Day, David.

Scientific note: Mr Vance's posting scores 7.3 Noeledmunds on the Brass Eye Credulousness Scale.

Bambi Loves Rottweilers

2010-03-09T07:32:00.005Z

Being a bias-hunter carries with it certain duties: Keeping up with politics, broadcasting issues, and how the two interact, for example. Good to see that the industrious Biased BBC commentator Cassandra King is at the top of her game just now:

The BBC hardtalk charade interviewed conservative front bench spokesperson for culture Jeremy Hunt,

Excellent. The Tories' man on the front line of broadcasting policy.

who?

Good to see that Biased BBC keeps up with politics.

yeah me too!

Especially broadcasting politics.

It was Ashcroft ad nauseum with a Hunt out of his depth and looking llike Bambi faced by a rottweiler in a bad mood.

Odd for an interviewer to put the Tories' big problem of the week to a front-bencher. Even odder that the shadow minister should find it hard to deal with.

Mr Hunt is a big fan of the BBC it seems,

You don't...

its a national institution

…mean...

and he seems to labour under the BBC peddled myth that we all love and cherish the BBC,

…that rational people value the BBC?

a Tory fawning and waxing lyrical

Wait a minute: He was a helpless creature about to be devoured by a devil-dog a second ago.

about a BBC that hates and despises the entire right wing and the Tories in particular

Or. Possibly. Not.

certainly rings alarm bells with me.

Could be reality dawning. Perhaps?

To see a so called Tory doe eyed and defensive and unsure of his own position was sad to see but indicative of Camerons Tory party, frightened rabbits with lots to hide, bumbling fools who appear to be nothing more than lightweight puppets with all the substance of a morning mist!

Can we stick to a single metaphor here? I'm happy with Bambi being best friends with Rottweilers.

You just know that if the Tory leadership are intent on creeping to the BBC there is something very very wrong about the Tory leadership.

There again, Cassandra, you're intending to support the BNP. Whose leaders' relationship with The BBC you can more readily savour.

As can the rest of us.

Quality Journalism 2010: Death By Gay Jollies

2010-03-06T23:23:00.012Z

If there's one thing Biased BBC teaches us, it's that The BBC fails, day after dumbed-down day, to deliver quality journalism. What has happened to its mission to inform and to educate the licence-paying public?

Today, another major failing has been exposed by Biased BBC vigilance. Why oh why is the Beeb ignoring its duty to explain, er, salacious speculation about the death of a daytime telly presenter?

The gnomic ap-w kicks the debate off. How come the BBC has devoted precious time to mark the passing of Michael Foot?

it's all rather overshadowed the death of the BBC presenter Kristian Digby,

Yeah. Why worry about a leading orator, writer, newspaper editor and former Leader of the Opposition when the presenter of House Swap and Buy It, Sell It, Bank It has died?

Digby, who has died in "unexplained" circumstances

I have a feeling that HM Coroner will be enlightening us before long...

a matter of days after gay killer Ray Gosling is released on police bail.

A non-sequitur of elegant proportions. What do you think, Millie Tant?

There's a good example of where the great broadcaster has failed to inform us - about how this man died.

Glad you spoke up. I've been losing sleep worrying about this.

So the BBC knows this information but has chosen to censor it.

Bastards. They've been ignoring Paris Hilton's sex tapes, Lindsay Lohan's eating issues and Kerry Katona's love life, too. What's wrong with them?

Why do they think it is all right for them to know this and for us not to know it? How can that be right?

Exactly. Lord Reith would be turning in his grave over a failure like this.

Who is in charge of them and what they should be allowed to know? Who privileged them to hold this information that is apparently too dangerous for us to know. If it is so dangerous, toxic or corrosive to us that it must be withheld, what effect does possessing it have on them? I think we should be told.

Not only that: Where is the in-depth analysis of minor actresses' wardrobe malfunctions and Posh Spice's footwear options that we have a right to expect from a top-quality news provider?

And all of the above questions are leaving aside the fact that we know it anyway! Cos we've been told by the Informative Media. It's all over the b..... shop!

Which shop? Does the b…. shop sell things for bees?

And guess what...we survived this knowledge and the world is still turning. But the BBC is still censoring. How daft can you get?

Not as daft as that smiley, for sure. Robert de Niro tribute act Travis Bickle gets to the heart of the story.

By "unexplained" they mean getting his gay jollies off.

But who put them on in the first place?

BBC presenters are snuffing themselves at a fair old rate of knots these days. They need to get some more rewarding past-times rather than auto-asphyxiation and columbian marching powder.

Could be worse. They could be posting on Biased BBC.

Don't Touch That Light Switch.

2010-03-05T12:17:00.007Z

Anyone who thinks it's easy sitting in judgement on The BBC and its terrifying power need only consider the case of inveterate bias-spotter Roland Deschain. Roland's net-name is a homage to a fictional gunslinger. Seems like he's fixing to sort out a messa trouble down the schoolhouse. Sheee-it.

It's depressing.

That's what Biased BBC is here for. To depress us all.

Only today I find that my daughter is expected to learn a passage for her school assembly urging us to turn our lights out for an hour...

Slippery slope. She'll be asking you to turn the heating down a gnat's, next.

to support the WWF…

Hideous. Who's its shit-stirring president again? Billy Bragg? Or Polly Toynbee? Oh… it's HRH Princess Alexandra.

and show we "care about climate change".

Cos we don't. End of.

And when I point out to her that it may be a load of claptrap, she stomps off in the huff.

It's not too late to disinherit her. She doesn't deserve you.

I wonder how much indoctrination has gone on before I've found out about it.

Simple test: Does she offer to walk to the shops rather than demand a lift? If yes, you've lost her. For good.

I will of course take it up with the school,

Perhaps you could suggest they leave their lights on for an hour longer than usual. Take a stand for common sense.

but sometimes you feel you're just pissing in the wind.

You could leave your lights on all the time. That would teach them.

Why Immigration Is Bad (Exceptions May Apply)

2010-03-03T10:20:00.005Z

It is vital that the right people stand up to be counted in the war against the dreadful threat posed by The BBC and its evil influence. David Vance, is of course, the standard-bearer in this crusade, but he keeps honourable company. One such is the entrancing social commentator Pete Moore, star turn on Mr Vance's Irish blog.

Pete's thoughts on Immigration:

Our liberties have been destroyed because of immigration.

immigration was the pretext for you and me to me made less free.

Not only did this terrible regime sustain a wave of immigrants, it used this tide to legislate against the British people and their birthrights.

The case for a complete halt to all immigration, without exceptions, from either country, is impeccable… along with a programme of mass deportations.

On foreigners:

I'm happy to insult and ridicule foreigners wherever I find'em. It's the natural state of affairs

I'm flying back down there this weekend for a proper holiday of sunbathing, boozing, eating and being rude to the Dagos

You'll recall it was the British Empire, old chum, and plenty of Jocks, Taffs and Paddies did their fair share of civilising the wogs.

On democracy:

This morning this was reported on BBC radio that the "far-right" had hijacked the Armed Forces. Great I thought, we're long overdue a patriotic revolt and a patriotic coup by HM Armed Forces is just the ticket.

Roll on the coup d'etat.

Any plans, then Pete, now that you've made your feelings about foreigners, those who settle in other countries and, erm, democracy so delightfully clear?

I'm thinking of packing up and shipping out.

At least you're not an economic migrant.

I'm hugely depressed about the state of this place and not in the mood to shoulder the £25K debt our lunatic politicians have put on me.

So long as you don't actually emigrate anywhere, you'll be entirely consistent in your views.

I'm thinking British Columbia more than anywhere else. How's life there?

Tolerant. Democratic. Liberal. You'll hate it.

The USA doesn't want me, preferring Bolivians and Turks instead. Plus the economy's knackered.

Burma it is, then.

CBeebies: Still Fighting WW2 (For The Japanese)

2010-02-25T23:56:00.007Z

It cannot be said often enough: Biased BBC is not just a peerless advocate of quality journalism, it's also a hothouse of emerging writing talent. Take English Pensioner, a man who can find new things to complain about, even in programmes meant for toddlers.

I don't know about bias, but the BBC gets my prize for crass stupidity.

They'll treasure it.

I was sitting with my grandson watching a video of the children's programme "Waybuloo" which I had recorded a few adys earlier.

I know the feeling. You sit down to watch Mad Men and the brats have recorded Skins instead. Damn you, Sky Box.

To my surprise, one scene showed a large banner, exactly like the flag used by the Japanese Military during WW2.

And exactly like a childish drawing of the sun. As it happens.

I was taken by surprise,

Exactly how eventful is your life?

but surely it would have really upset an ex-POW if he had seen it.

The effect might just have been softened by the cute lilac bunny rabbit doing her exercises amid the emerald countryside and pretty flowers.

I just imagine the outcry if a swastike design (which dates back to ancient Greece) had been used!

Indeed. But it wasn't.

Details on my web site at http://english-pensioner.blogspot.com/

Let's go see. Thursday, 18 February: I am a firm believer in assassination

If I were the lilac bunny, I'd be looking a little bit nervous.

Wheelchairs Of Hate

2010-02-22T09:48:00.006Z

Biased BBC works tirelessly to alert a sleeping world to the dangers of enjoying The BBC, and we are all grateful for that service.

But its star writer David Vance makes sure that no stone remains unturned in his all-round quest for justice. Today he demands to know why disabled people have it so damned easy:

Interested to read that hundreds of thousands of prime parking spaces in shopping centres are unused because of a legal obligation to provide four times as many disabled bays than are actually needed.

Shocking. Cripples crowding us out of pole position in the Tesco parking lot.

Supermarkets, shopping centres and leisure centres must allocate up to 6 per cent of their parking bays for disabled badge holders

Up to six per cent? That means it's often less….

even though just 1.4 per cent of the population is registered disabled.

Though they might just have a disproportionate need to use cars for shopping.

This means the priority spaces - which must be near to an entrance to shops - are rarely full, while millions of mothers and fathers with young children must fight for a meagre number of designated ' parent and child' spaces.

A terrifying sight, shopping in the UK: Millions of families scrapping over the privilege of wheeling a trolley 20 yards less.

Who has made the legal decision that "up to" 6% of parking bays should be allocated to the disabled?

Probably Gordon Brown. He's apparently an emotional cripple.

In some supermarkets I notice that able-bodied parking is often well away from the stores. Is this fair?

Not at all. And you know what? The able-bodied are probably white, Christian heterosexuals, too. Broken Britain, I call it. Perhaps Pete Moore has an explanation.

It's planning law, no doubt drafted after lobbyists tapped up civil servants.

Wheelchair users: Up there with bankers, arms manufacturers and pharmaceutical multinationals in the no-expense-spared ear-bending stakes.

Ross speaks for many of us.

I don't mind disabled parking, there may be a bit too much but I can't say I've noticed it that much. What I do object to is the "Parent & Child" bays. Why do they get special treatment?

Yeah. Why should a woman with a pregnancy bump, a weepy toddler and a buggy need any kind of special treatment? Whingers.

I think they should put the disabled parking a mile away from the shop, that way no one will be tempted to use them improperly.

Outstanding. And there is a slight danger that you might not be joking. What do you think, Colm?

Just wait until the authorities launch 'LGBT' parking spaces only :)

Love the smiley. But there was no need - you had me at the first apostrophe. Let's give the last word to The Phantom, who has all this rights nonsense summed up beautifully.

And the " mothers and kids " stuff is beyond bullshit. There are obviously way too many dreaming up disabilities and rights and new privileges to be had by people who don't need them and who don't necessarily want them.

Rights. Wasted on almost everybody.

Ray Gosling. The BBC. It All Fits.

2010-02-19T07:35:00.004Z

It's no coincidence that some of the great turning points in the history of ideas brought with them fear and loathing from those with a vested interest in the old order. Galileo suffered; Darwin was abused.

Sadly, there are those not entirely willing to take at face value David Vance's assertion that The BBC is a Death Cult. Now, one of his fellow philosophers at Biased BBC, the mysterious Laban, has come up with the compelling proof: It's a socialist plot to finish off the elderly and save the discredited Welfare State. Sort of Logan's Run with an NHS Number rather than a glowing crystal.

The cost of medical care is enormous, at 18% of the UK budget. Pensions and 'social care' account for around another 20%. The NHS bill is about to take off over the next two decades, as the boomers born between 1945 and 1965 move into retirement. Pressure to contain this budget will be enormous.

Lorks. What can this mean?

As the BBC's pro-euthanasia campaign grinds on I can't but think that some BBC editors and producers need to recall what they were taught or picked up from all those Politics and Sociology courses.

That Tories are evil toffs in big houses?

We are moving into a period where governments, of any complexion, will be desperate to control rising health costs

Tax the toffs till the pips squeak. That'll do it.

- and when, for the first time, the State broadcaster is running a continual stream of pro-euthanasia propaganda. To paraphrase Marx : "Follow the money".

They wouldn't dare while Sir Terry Wogan's still on the radio. But then what?

Look, here's the excitable philipramage. He has a theory of his own:

I'm sorry but all the "statistics" pointing to an unaffordable, ageing population are absolute rubbish.

That's a relief. I was about to invite Ray Gosling around for tea at my nana's.

Rubbish, I might add, that is playing right into the left's hands.

Might have known it. Effing statistics. Again.

This "ageing population" myth is their excuse for packing the country with immigrants. Just take a look around you.WE ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT ARE BLOODY WELL WORKING.

OH BLOODY HELL. IT'S CAPITALS: IT MUST BE SERIOUS.

LOOK at the armies of immigrants on welfare, some living in multi million pound mansions. LOOK at the terror suspects amassing fortunes in the hundreds of thousands of pounds at our expense. LOOK at the whole estates full of single mothers kept at our expense.

They'll laugh on the other sides of their mansion-living terror-organising single-parenting faces when I turn up at the Post Office with my pension book. Oh yes.

Here's another doubting Thomas. Or rather, a doubting Ed (ex RSA).

I don't think the BBC's pro-euthanasia campaign is motivated by a desire to cut care costs.

Are you sure? Laban's post has a graph.

Rather, the left wing, either consciously or through simple reflex or a combination of the two, has set out to systematically attack, undermine and eventually destroy every principle underpinning western civilisation. Euthanasia has become the latest "taboo" to be taken on by these people.

That's what they want you to think. Ask Laban.

They All Look Alike, You Know

2010-02-16T04:17:00.007Z

Like any great leap forward in human consciousness, Biased BBC opens windows into the truth which even the most dedicated might fail to see without proper guidance.

Take the video below: At first glance, a stirring evocation of the pride and passion which fires the Six Nations Rugby Championship, starring a Hollywood A-list actor and a velvety piece of Victorian poetry. At second glance, too.

And, frankly, at third and fourth….

What's not to like, you might ask. But you are not Biased BBC's David Vance:

another shameless plug from the BBC for Nelson Mandela worshippers.

Only if you think Morgan Freeman is actually Nelson Mandela.

It would be nice to see less politics injected into Sport.

And even fewer black icons allowed on screen… Isn't that so, Atheist Ranter?

There is always the possibility that the BBC are hoping to get NM to bend over during some of the floodlit games so that the sun shining out of his arse can save them a bob or two...

Always with the bottoms on Biased BBC. Anything more perceptive?

Some of us know what he did in his early years....

Indeed. A worthless individual with a dodgy past. And only Biased BBC has the oval balls to say it. Meanwhile, Millie Tant's looking pensive.

I don't know what connection either Morgan Freeman or Nelson Mandela have with the Six Nations rugby tournament.

Thank God. I thought I was alone out here.

Is there one

Lord knows. Almost as much a mystery as why everyone suddenly seems so interested in planets full of blue people. While I'm on, who - or what - is Harry Potter?

or is this just the BBC deliberately bringing in an African black "hero",

Deliberately. And offensively. And in clear breach of the Separate Development Laws, bokkie.

a black face and a black voice because of its misguided and pervasive obsession with skin colour

Obsession. Yes.

and its prejudice against native events

Nailed it there. The BBC's prejudice against rugby is so great that it hauled in Hollywood royalty to help sell the Six Nations as the sporting event of the season.

and (prejudice against) people because of their skin colour?

We all know rugby is exclusively a white man's game. It's just that the BBC won't acknowledge it.

Swing, erm, Low, Sweet Chariot.

British Bukake Corporation

2010-02-14T10:07:00.004Z

It is, of course, the eternal tragedy of The BBC that its evil influence will soon bring about its very destruction. Exactly how is not yet clear, though Biased BBC posters usually favour a terrible night of gay-slaughter from the tallest transmission tower once the homosexual dhimmis at White City have brought about their much-desired Taliban dictatorship.

A less colourful stream of thought among the bias-hunters is the theory that The BBC's political bias will end in blood-soaked Tory revenge the day David Cameron walks into No. 10. Biased BBC new boy Paul Weston follows this argument through to a shocking, though, um, seminal, conclusion.

I wonder if these BBC traitors ever ponder their future under a less sympathetic government,

Of course not.They'd be mad to do so.

which is of course an inevitability

Not if The BBC can help it. They're already beaming Vote Gordon messages at us covertly.

as democracy naturally crumbles under the social fractures so assidiously promoted by said coterie of BBC execs clad in Armani jackets and suspect genes?

Say that last bit again…

execs clad in Armani jackets and suspect genes

Are we talking bukake here? Otherwise how did the Armani jackets get clad in suspect genes?

Shocking, but it does bring a whole new meaning to the words White City…

Nelson Mandela: Boot Shagger

2010-02-12T07:50:00.003Z

As Biased BBC matures into a true giant of media analysis, it shows encouraging signs of developing a sophisticated touch with great matters of recent history: Like working out the best way to honour the 20th anniversary of Nelson Mandela's walk to freedom, for instance. David Vance, as ever, prefers to look back in anger:

I am sure you will have encountered the Mandela worship on the BBC today.

Twenty years since Africa's richest nation headed towards democracy. Important moment.

the excitement at the BBC has been palpable.

I'm sure that's really because the Traditional Unionist Voice's own Mandela will be on Question Time tonight.

However I believe the coverage has been very one dimensional and has stayed away from asking any of the tough questions lest the halo around Saint Nelson be dented.

Like why did millions of black people emerge from decades of subjugation, state assassinations and near-slavery… and not turn on their former rulers?

Can you imagine what the coverage of his death will be like? We're all ANC now. (And to hell with the victims of their terrorism)

Ah yes… the Victims Of Terrorism. Always handy when you want to find a reason to sneer at successful democratic negotiation. Never mind: Let's look at Mandela the man. What's your appraisal, Grant?

Supporter of terrorism and wife-beater .

Excellent. Here's apprentice social commentator Asuka Langley Soru:

He seems to have a problem with women. Sometimes you just have to smack a bitch. Sean Connery knows.

Think you captured Mandela's legendary dignity beautifully there. What does your role model, Martin, make of the 20th anniversary?

I want to know how Nelson could shag an ugly old boot like Winnie.

Perfect. Did you have more to say, Grant?

And indeed have 2 children with her.

Indeed. He must have, erm, shagged her at least twice, then.

But, all his life Mandela has sheltered behind killers, getting them to do his dirty work, with him always putting on the smiling face.

Must be what the Nobel jury had in mind. Any other inspirational leaders you'd like to pay tribute to?

Reminds me of Gandhi , who also learned his dirty trade in S. Africa.

First class. Shame you didn't get a dig in at Martin Luther King, too.

BBC News: Mein Kampf With Moving Pictures

2010-02-06T20:47:00.009Z

It is universally accepted that few organisations are more anti-semitic than The BBC, a news service which practically stiff-arms a salute every time it thinks of Oswald Mosley.

Luckily, Biased BBC is on hand to keep tabs on the most egregious examples. Hats off to David Lee, who has discovered Swastikas where the rest of us might never spot them, in a report about rising attacks on British Jews.

Firstly they start off by putting the rise in quotation marks: UK anti-Semitic attacks 'rise'

Reported speech is such a tricky business.

Or to put in in simple English: "Those Jews can't be believed"

We're lucky they didn't call them Jewboys. Or worse.

And then they go further to drive home the message if the reader didn't already get it.

What could be worse than reported speech?

Their main photo is "something" purported to be bacon on some door handles.

The BBC actually says: "Bacon placed on the door handles of a Leeds synagogue."

"Thoese stupid Jews. Fussing about a little bit of dirt on a door handle. Can't they get a joke?"

Despicable. If only they had actually said it. Or even implied it. Which they didn't.

They cleverly leave the photo of "slay the Jew" grafitti towards the end,

Obviously anti-semitic. A Goebbels-worthy master-stroke and no mistake.

by which point the reader has already got their not sublime message.

That people are going around offending Jews and threatening to slay them?

"Some police forces calculate local trends for religiously motivated incidents, but there are no national figures for hate crimes against any specific group, such as Jews or Muslims."

Might be interesting to know, perhaps?

Hmm, was anybody speaking about Muslims?

Not as such. Though the Jewish Community Security Trust points out that the biggest increase in attacks was during the Gaza conflict.

Well, says the BBC reporter, we can't have those decent Muslims dressed up again as the bad guys, let's paint them as victims too. And then their final paragraph, the icing on the cake: "Last month, researchers at Exeter University called on Muslims to start counting their own figures in a similar fashion to the CST, saying there was evidence of an under-reporting of anti-Muslim hatred"

Not sure Oswald Mosley would be happy with that one. He might even dislike the implied tribute to the Jewish community's effectiveness in keeping tabs on prejudice so effectively.

The BBC, brilliantly and underhandedly anti semtic as ever, manage to turn a news item about how Jews suffering more at the hands of Muslims into an article about how much the "poor Muslims" are suffering and "look, nobody cares about them".

Outstanding. No evidence The BBC intended any such meaning. Or conveyed it. But it's a corker by Biased BBC standards.

But indeed, the BBC are not biased and not anti Semtic. Of couse not!

Par for the couse. You're not being paranoid, either. Of couse.

I've just re-read the two pieces and am shocked at the two demeaning examples of incidents which the BBC have chosen.

My God! There's more: Nuremberg was nothing on this.

One about a girl who was "surrounded by other pupils who chanted "death to Jews"" in the words of the BBC and the other about the "strips of bacon being placed on the door handles of a Leeds synagogue".

Distressing. But where's The BBC anti-semitism?

The (Evening Standard) tells a different story about the girl. "A 12-year-old girl, the only Jew at her school, was attacked by a mob of up to 20 fellow pupils who pulled her hair and chanted: “death to Jews, kill all Jews.”

The same story, just simplified... not a different one. On the other hand, the Standard illustrated its story with a picture of destruction in Gaza; The BBC with specific images of anti-semitism.

And surprise suprise, they also tell a different story about the bacom strips. They say "

In Yorkshire, strips of bacon were arranged in the shape of a star of David and stuck the fence of a home where a Jewish family lived with the word “Jewboy” written underneath."

The CST report covers both incidents. Not sure that an offensive gesture against one family is a greater or lesser evil than one against a whole religious congregation.

But not only do they play down the incidents, they completly ignore the more serious reports of the disabled person in a wheelchair who was rammed by a car with the driver yelling "Jew, Jew".

On the other hand, they linked to the detail of a disturbing story of a Jewish man attacked outside his own home.

Nor for that matter did they choose to report any of the other 124 violent assults or the 600 incidents of abusive behaviour.

Perhaps because news would grind to a halt if it reported absolutely every incident covered in each single publication.

The message of the BBC report: "Those troublesome Jews. Making a fuss about nothing"

Good, but do you mind if we refine it?

Biased BBC: Making a fuss about nothing.

Inappropriate Faggots

2010-02-03T16:05:00.007Z

The regrettable collapse in BBC standards since the golden era of (oh… whenever), leaves a gap in the market for authoritative debate.

Thankfully, Biased BBC has stepped into that breach and now provides an excellent service for those of us worried about the best way to mull over important topics. Topics like… computers and stuff.

Apprentice social commentator Asuka Langley Soryu starts the etiquette debate rolling:

What is the connection between the BBC and Apple?

Reputation for top quality + millions of devoted fans who adore their style, reliability and ingenuity?

They're both make overpriced, substandard products which're liked only by elitist, semi-literate faggots.

Imaginative linking of semi-literate and elitist there. Who'd have thought you could be both?

Uh-oh, the boss is watching. Hello, David Vance.

Asuka

One born every minute, apparently.

Please mind your language. "Faggots" is not appropriate. Thanks.

Oops! Asuka Langley Soryu, you OK with the potty-mouth crackdown?

Sure thing.

Well that was straightforward. Faggots are off the menu...

But what about the suffix '-fag'?

As in...

i.e. Emofag, Indiefag, Ecofag, &c.

Lifesafag, if you ask me.

Is that inappropriate?

What do you think, deegee? Tofag or nottofag?

Surely none of the above.

Good to meet a man of taste and discernment.

Not everybody who uses Apple products an elitist, semi-literate faggot.

Only some of them, clearly...

Here's the boss again. Good to see you once more, Mr Vance:

Debate here can be passionate, witty, acidic but not vulgar.

Exactly. Which is why we love phrases like Rancid Puss-Filled Cocks.

…passionate, witty, acidic but not vulgar. Please help keep it that way.

Damn cunting right we will.

Death Cult 2010: The BBC

2010-02-01T10:36:00.006Z

There are moments in nightmares when terror overwhelms us as we realise that nothing is as we thought it was. Thanks to the wisdom of Biased BBC, we can now see that our beloved Auntie Beeb is not the benign old friend we imagined: Auntie is nothing less than a death cult, says Biased BBC's Angel of Mercy, St David Vance. (This is because BBC News has been debating assisted suicide.)

As ever the bias-hunters set to their work of deconstructing The BBC's death-dealing ways; puppy-dog keen poster Paddy finds a neat parallel between The BBC and its own coverage:

I know a pateint.

So long as you don't claim to have invented the iPod you should be all right.

a pateint…

A patient? My mistake. How is he?

They have come to the end of their productive lives.

Lives? A Buddhist, or a Hindu, or possibly the victim of an unscrupulous hypnotist, perhaps?

All they do all day is excrete bile

Quite unlike Biased BBC.

and purile exudate.

Snot true, surely?

They have lost all their mental capacities and stumble along blindly in such a deluded state that one can only pity them. Better to put them out of their misery now before they lose whats left of their remaining dignity.

Who is this deluded soul? Or souls, depending on your grasp of the concepts of singular and plural?

Now where can i find a pillow big enough to cover the face of the BBC?

Far too kind, Paddy. Our made-up opinion poll suggests Biased BBC readers would vote 4-1 in favour of a chainsaw.

Speaking of bloody mayhem, what does legendary social commentator Martin make of the euthanasia debate? Or is he too busy poking around among the turds?

They day you can't wipe your own arse is the day in my view enough is enough.

Knew that arses would feature somewhere. Well done.

The Rt. Rev. Prostitute & His Grace The Cheerleader

2010-01-28T15:32:00.006Z

Biased BBC's distinctive dialect Advanced Vance™ is especially useful in helping us to speak of religious matters. Today, B-BBC Grand Ayatollah David Vance shows us how this special patois can assist us in discussing the role of the Church in supporting political negotiations:

The leaders of Ireland's four main churches have urged politicians to redouble their efforts in talks to save the future of the Stormont power-sharing government.

Good for them. Putting aside doctrinal differences for the greater good.

Their plea came after Prime Minister Gordon Brown and Taoiseach Brian Cowen left the talks venue at Hillsborough castle, Co Down, on Wednesday without securing agreement.

It's tough getting Sinn Fein and the DUP to see eye-to-eye on law'n'order. Who knows - perhaps a Right Reverend or two can smooth the process?

It's a favoured tactic of government...

Uh-oh...

...to drag out these clerical clowns…

Advanced Vance™ : Clerical Clowns = The leaders of the Catholic, Anglican, Presbyterian and Methodist Churches in Ireland.

…and get them to act as echo chambers for prevailing policy.

Advanced Vance™ : Echo Chambers = People who disagree with David Vance.

After all, they were to the fore in cheer-leading to get convicted murderers out of prison…

Advanced Vance™ : Cheer-leading etc. = Supporting the Good Friday Peace Process

...so we can all see how morally bankrupt they are.

Advanced Vance™ : Morally bankrupt = People who disagree with David Vance.

And now, they PLEAD for the political class to prostitute the essential tenets of Policing and Justice so that the IRA can also corrupt that.

Advanced Vance™ : Prostitute the essential tenets etc. = Stand by the St Andrews Agreement on devolving power to Northern Ireland.

Wholly fools.

Advanced Vance™ : Wholly fools = Anyone with religious authority who dares disagree with David Vance.

I also note that "business leaders" and trade unionists have been on the media also begging for a rancid deal.

That's religion, the world of business and trade unionism who agree with Downing St and with the Irish Government... and therefore oppose David Vance's will. Everyone lets David Vance down.

It's 1998 all over again. It's still right to say No.

Advanced Vance™ : 1998 = 1690

The BBC narrative on what is happening here...

Advanced Vance™ : The BBC narrative = Impartial reporting.

...is framed in almost childish terms.

Advanced Vance™ : Childish Terms = The BBC refusing to accept No Surrender as the entire basis for Northern Ireland politics.

Rancid Puss-Filled Cocks: The BBC, Bias And Civility

2010-01-27T08:56:00.008Z

Biased BBC supremo David Vance is a man who cares passionately about standards, as befits a spokesman for Ulster’s newest Unionist party. Today, he’s reminding his bias-hunters to be civil.

No problemo. Here are prime examples of Biased BBC civility culled from the last two weeks. Each is directed at the BBC or its workforce:

Envirofaggotry Camp beeboid (why are ALL males at the BBC so camp by the way?) Scabby Logan my favourite mincer (Nikki Campbell) Beeboid scum the fat shit Mardell they are all scumbags LibLeft cocain addicted Islingtonite lentil munchers Camp male beeboid the really vile Gabby Logan the BBC love taking the piss out of the Holocaust beeboid scumbags The SS kicking the shit out of the BBC BBC Gestapo/SS They would much prefer a terrorist attack seriously subversive and treasonous sticking up for the towel heads YET again vindictive bastards drugged up arseholes a leftie wank fest drug addled beeboids we have dubbed BBC radio as Obama Radio Fellatio shit Utter utter garbage from start to finish beeboid wank fest Cocaine addled beeboids two beeboid twats Shitman spouting their bollocks ecowacko bumchums Harrabin-Laden Knicker wetting female on Radio 5 leftie dykes their founder Goebbels fat shit Mardell knee-jerk totalitarian statists truly a vile individual (Jim Naughtie) camp male beeboid useless old dog Stephanie you turd fat boy Mardell Kraut Frei fatty Mardell Essler you beeboid tool Camp beeboid on aircraft carrier I bet he jacked himself off Utter utter shite from the BBC Fat slob Mardell spouting yet more crap Utter utter effing bollocks Mardell you tool Mardell should remove his nose from Obama's skid marked arse more shit twats at the BBC bigging up Mong drug addicts Fat shit Mardell pile of crap blog a fat git like YOU an arm of the current socio-marxist government intellectually fascist Statist rat face an arsehole, she's also a liar grinning like one eyed Scottish mong you leftie knob the usual lefty puke inducing garbage a key propaganda arm of the enemy at time of war liberal dyke Fatty STOP WHINIG YOU STUPID DRUG TAKING TOOLS pretty vile output Fatboy Nolan that dyke gets everywhere Easton has crawled out from his festering hole the BBC employ thousands of drug taking lefties a vile fat slug his shit show Dopey dyke scum cesspit of leftie scum addled on Cocaine and up the arse of the Labour party handwringing lefty cocksmokers Kill it with fire Shits sticking their rancid puss filled cocks up the arse of Obama once again

Our environmental protection unit monitors this outflow in the public interest, and it has discovered that the vast majority of this sewage emanates from one source: The leading social commentator, Martin.

Martin today offers fellow bias-hunters an explanation for this onslaught:

I try to be on good behaviour but sometimes trolls and beeboids just make it impossible to resist.

Entirely understandable, old chum, and completely consistent with David Vance's mission statement for Biased BBC:

Biased BBC is and shall remain a place for civilised debate and attempts to suggest otherwise are pathetic.

Indeed, so high is Biased BBC's reputation for civilised discourse that the official statement announcing Mr Vance's elevation to the Traditional Unionist Voice party failed to mention this striking contribution to the public good. At all!

How modest.

Nation Dying. Add Turkeys + Xmas, Few Flies = Diversity.

2010-01-26T09:26:00.008Z

Only a libtard smart-arse would claim that hell is other people. Biased BBC devotees know instinctively that hell is the place you go in a hand-cart. Today, we welcome a particularly fine infernal travelogue from leading misanthrope DP111.

In a normal society, the one we had not so long ago,

Ah…the golden past: Spinsters on their bicycles, cricket on the green, foaming tankards of real ale.

based on a common culture and language,

And no pesky black or brown people….

one has one’s share of virtues and vices.

I'll take a few of the vices. I'm fed up being virtuous.

In a multicultural society though, particularly the one we have, the imported virtues of an imported people, are hardly any,

Do foreigners have any virtues at all?

or we have them anyway, but the vices that they bring, are far too many.

Cheap labour. Enthusiasm. Family values. Willingness to open shops and fast food stores at times the rest of us want to rest. Wiping our bottoms in rest homes and NHS wards. Curing the sick. All vices.

The more diverse the imported cultural group, the more varied and diverse are the vices.

Stands to reason.

In addition, they are of a sort that our society is unable to comprehend - like polygamy, honour killings, FGM, murder those who criticise Islam, etc.

Shouldn't that be FHM? Would you include Nuts and Zoo, too? Or just Maxim?

If we import the entire world, we do not get all the virtues of the rest of the world, but all the vices of the rest of the world.

Brilliant! Just a little question: How come that doesn't work for German cars and Japanese TV sets?

This is one of the reasons that our police and judiciary are unable to cope, as there are no norms that are acceptable or unacceptable. It is the reason why our education system is failing, or has failed. It is leading to a breakdown of society, unable to defend itself at home or abroad, as it has no idea what it is, and what it is supposed to defend.

The end cannot be far away.

Just as flies wax strong and prosper over a decaying carcass, so it is that "Diversity" managers prosper over a dying multicultural failed nation.

Close the door on your way out. It's only polite.

Celebration of cultural diversity is thus a celebration of the death of a nation, the equivalent of Turkeys celebrating Christmas.

Extra points for the superannuated metaphor. Well done.

The House On Poo River

2010-01-24T08:39:00.005Z

It is well known that The BBC is the architect of our national decline. But who would have guessed that the BBC has been keeping quiet an architectural disaster of its very own? New Biased BBC commenter Alcuin - apparently an Eighth Century Northumbrian monk - has the low-down:

Gay, Left, metropolitan and secular (or should I say, anti-Christian).

No smokers, GSOH preferred. But that's not why we're here.

Small wonder that the most pernicious groupthink has become ingrained in the most powerful opinion forming organisation in the country.

Agreed: There's something funny going on at The BBC. But what?

One day, this edifice of sickly meringue and cream will collapse,

Jesus H Christ! White City is just a great big pavlova!

revealing the sewer underneath.

And they built it over the foulest drains in London! Oh shit!

Then, many will ask "why did no one tell us all this?".

They spiked the architects' coffees for laughs. And by the time the Beeb realised what they'd done, it was too late to admit it. Who were these addled draughtsmen?

"All this" being what the BBC has concealed from us about Trots, Muslims and Arabs.

Trots, Muslims and Arabs? Not come across them in the Architectural Digest. No matter - they're off the list for our loft conversion.

It’s a good basic axiom that if you take a quart of ice-cream and a quart of dog faeces and mix ‘em together the result will taste more like the latter than the former - Mark Steyn.

Far be it from me, Brother Alcuin, but don't you think that's one dessert/sewage metaphor too many?

All Muslims Are... Whatever

2010-01-22T09:18:00.003Z

Biased BBC is, of course, the go-to place to learn about The BBC's many failings as a provider of news and information. It prides itself on Exposing The Reporting Bias Of The BBC. Today, leading social commentator Martin gives us a masterclass in the appropriate methodology for exposing al Beeb distortion.

First, Martin posts on the shortcomings of Islam:

There is no such thing as a 'moderate Muslim' it's a figment of a Cocaine addled brain.

1. All Muslims believe Muslims should not marry non Muslims

2. All Muslims believe that a Muslim cannot leave Islam (if they do they face death)

3. All Muslims think a bit of bottom action between men is wrong and punishable by death

4. All Muslims hate Jews

5. All Muslims have a chip on both shoulders.

Long-time Biased BBC commenter Grant offers a slight course correction:

Really hate to rattle your cage but :-

1. My wife is muslim and , despite being an atheist, I am accepted by my muslim inlaws.

2. That is not quite true. I know many apostates in Turkey, Malaysia, and W. Africa who are tolerated.

3. Difficult to prove scientifically, but I suspect homosexuality in practice is more common in "muslim countries" than non-muslim countries. Homosexual brothels are quite common in the muslim countries I know.

4. Absolutely not true, in my experience, and my knowledge of history. Not all muslims hate Jews.

5. Again, not my experience of living in 3 "muslim" countries.

I am not defending the religion, nor indeed any religion, but I do think it is dangerous to generalise. And I have never taken cocaine in my life !

Martin hastens to reassure Grant that all is well:

Grant, generalisation is the only way to work. I'm sure there are (or were) nice Communists and Nazi's, does that mean that what they believed in was acceptable? The wet liberals generalise about right wing Americans all the time.

Indeed.

Cake. Ate It. More Please.

2010-01-20T00:17:00.016Z

On January 7th, BBC Northern Ireland broke an extraordinary story about the love life and dodgy business dealings of the bible-spouting DUP MP Iris Robinson, wife of Ulster's First Minister, Peter Robinson. Biased BBC supremo (and diehard unionist) David Vance pondered this scoop and pronounced it good. For a while, at least...

Jan 8th, 08:05: DV writes on A Tangled Web

I refer to the BBC "Spotlight" programme concerning Peter and Irish Robinson. To summarise for those readers who did not see it… Mrs Robinson is absolutely finished politically. She should resign forthwith … Mr Robinson needs to explain why he did not fulfil his lawful obligations …

Translation: Gotcha! The BBC have just shafted raised important questions about one of my deadliest political rivals.

Same day, 09:06: DV writes on Biased BBC

Last night, BBC Northern Ireland ran a very important "Spotlight" programme which raises fundamental questions concerning the behaviour of Northern Ireland's leading political dynasty - the Robinson family.

Translation: I looooovvvve the BBC Spotlight programme.

This is causing seismic tremors in the local political topography and I think the BBC should be congratulated on finally producing a programme that has the consequence of challenging the political status quo.

Translation: Political opportunity rings louder than the Liberty Bell. And all thanks to the Beeb! Fuck me!

As I say, there are many issues flowing from this and some of these may limit my time here in the days ahead.....interesting times, folks!

Translation: If that twat Peter Robinson thinks I won't be taking advantage of this BBC-inspired calamity, he's got another think coming…

Same day, 10:42 am: DV writes on ATW

The following has gone out to the media so I want to share with you all. This is the beginning. TUV ANNOUNCES SIGNIFICANT NEW RECRUIT

Translation: Ahem... Me! David Vance! Oh, yes indeed!

Traditional Unionist Voice is pleased to announce that experienced political commentator and activist, David Vance has joined the party. A County Down businessman, who was at one time was Deputy Leader of the UKUP, Mr Vance is well known for his robust Unionist views as the man who runs the top political blog, ‘A Tangled Web’.

Translation: Could there be a better time to jump aboard a rival Unionist party? Thanks, BBC!

Jan 11th: Press Statement from TUV (Spokesman: D. Vance).

“If, on the other hand, the DUP is genuinely behind Mr Robinson, then they are more out of touch with public opinion than I appreciated. The damage done to the Robinson brand is transferred to the DUP brand by such unequivocal support.”

Translation: Make no mistake - The BBC have skewered the Robinsons, and we here at TUV believe everything they say.

Jan 19th 12:05 pm: gordon-bennett posts on Biased BBC

I wonder if the prevalence of homosexuality at the beeb explains why Iris Robinson got such a thorough and persistent going over from the beeb, given the remarks she had made about homosexuality being an abomination. I acknowledge that the beeb's longstanding support of sinn fein plays into this as well - it's a win win for the beeb.

Translation: Never mind the facts. We at Biased BBC should be complaining that the spiteful gays at the BBC have done away with that fine, upstanding Christian bigot hypocrite moralist Mrs Robinson. Plus everyone at the BBC also loves the IRA.

Jan 19th 13:34: DV replies sagely on Biased BBC

Gordon. Yes, that's an interesting line of thought.

Translation: Eleven days is a long time in politics. And even longer in BBC-baiting. Now that I've milked the Robinsons' embarrassment, I quite fancy twatting the BBC with a gay/IRA conspiracy theory...

Boom! Ack-Ack-Ack! Perverse Admiration!

2010-01-19T00:31:00.004Z

There are many ways to betray your country: Treason, cowardice or disreputable conduct, for example….or you can add all three together and become a BBC Foreign Correspondent, especially one reporting on Afghanistan. As ever, Biased BBC hotshot David Vance is pointing his trigger finger right at the Quislings from White City:

Have you picked up on BBC coverage of the Jihad attacks carried out by the Taliban in Kabul today?

Indeed. Alan Little's vivid description of fear and gunsmoke in a hotel close to the presidential palace. Felt like I could taste the cordite.

I suggest to you that the tone of the coverage was almost one of....

Urgency? Concern? Understandable personal fear that the hotel itself might be next?

….admiration.

Of course. If there's one thing conjured up by a man who's just described to you the fear of suicide bombers attacking his hotel, it's a glowing pride in the men who have been trying to kill all around him.

The BBC seems to take perverse delight...

Perverse: A bit like that bloke who decries negotiations in Afghanistan and keeps urging Israel to bomb Iran, all from the safety of his home in leafy Northern Ireland. Wossname? Oh, yes…. David Vance.

The BBC seems to take perverse delight that these dark ages barbarians can carry out such atrocities.

John Simpson, today, in Kabul:

In the eerie darkness of Kabul I spoke to a group of Afghan special forces who had fought the insurgents - tough impressive men. I asked if the Taliban could win this war. No, they shouted.

But there are other ways to win a war than simply fighting. And persuading the world that the Taliban can strike when and how they want is one of them.

Delighted? Or realistic?

Harrabin-Laden. And His Bumchums.

2010-01-17T21:13:00.007Z

Biased BBC pays close attention to the BBC and all its evil doings. This allows the bias-hunters to identify the real enemies in our midst; foremost among these, the Corporation's Environment Analyst, Roger Harrabin.

Harrabin-Laden - as B-BBC, with characteristic understatement, labels him - is in trouble because he has failed to condemn the Met Office quite enough for screwing up its long-range forecasts and for advancing the cause of man-made global warming.

To compound his sins, Harrabin-Laden also dared to point out that climate change sceptic Piers Corbyn, a bona-fide Biased BBC hero, was not transparent enough in his methods, something only the other side of the climate argument are required to be, apparently. Anyway, puppy-keen poster Paddy knows which way the wind blows:

Even thought Haribo is in effect admitting that he and his ecowacko bumchums have been exposed for the quacks and charlatans they are

What did you call them?

ecowacko bumchums

Green AND gay! No wonder Biased BBC is getting so overheated justifiably concerned.

its amazing how he spins it to take a dig at Corbyn.

Asking why Corbyn won't explain his methodology: Downright cheeky.

Corbyn doesn't want to tell anyone his system because its probably the old fashioned way of measuring and forcasting.

Probably? I thought we were against quacks and charlatans...

Hes probably enjoying using basic calculations on an abacus while the Met Morons stare blankly at their machine that goes ping.

Probably.

You dont need a supercomputer to measure air pressure. You dont need one to collate windspeeds tides and temperatures.

A spell-checker wouldn't go amiss, though.

Just a few bits of info on a basic spreadsheet and Bob is a sibling of one of your parents.

I believe that's called genealogy, not meteorology. But we don't have time for that now.

They may want to believe in the wizard of Oz at the cru (Climatic Research Unit) and the Met (Office) but most of us no they are just small insignificant travelling salesmen selling snake oil to the gullible and those with art degrees.

I think we all no a persuasive argument when we see it, Paddy. And thanks to Biased BBC, we're always the first to no. No?

Oral History: Obama Radio Fellatio

2010-01-15T20:01:00.008Z

It's inconceivable that anyone could ever take a positive view of Barack Obama, so Radio 4's announcement of a programme about people who named their babies after the new President has been met with justifiable incredulity at Biased BBC.

Here's Asuka Langley Soryu:

It takes a special kind of ignorant asshole to name their child after a politican.

Politican: A weird hybrid of pelican and politician. That would never do. Stick with Jordan. Or Chardonnay.

Especially one who's achieved so little and seems to be going for some sort of unpopularity record. I haven't met one of these assclowns because I don't live in some Third World shithole (yet)...

You'd be very popular.

…or Lefty enclave, but I'd dearly like to meet one of these people...and punch them in the throat. Damn.

A strong reaction, seeing as how the show hasn't aired yet. What do you think, BenS?

This programme is pure desperation... I can only imagine it being unbelievably rubbish.

Always better to imagine than to listen, BenS. Lot less effort, too.

Why, here's magiclantern1, who claims to have worked at al Beeb. Still nostalgic about BBC West Midlands, magic-l?

In my house we have dubbed BBC radio as Obama Radio Fellatio.

Blow me. Any sexual references you want to titillate us with, Martin?

The BBC paint over St Barry's ever falling popularity and the fact the Dems are going ot get creamed up the upcoming elections. But hey let's not let facts get in the way of a beeboid wank fest.

Excellent. And thanks for the tissue. Over to a British expat in the USA. Welcome, Martin Hague.

Obama is a bad joke. He is litterally making it up as he goes along, and he has an infantile understanding of the real world.

A mistake Biased BBC is never likely to make. Litterally.

Haiti: Let's Take The Piss

2010-01-13T23:06:00.009Z

Biased BBC, which proudly claims to be Exposing The Reporting Bias Of The BBC, has a sister blog, A Tangled Web. Both are run by the thrusting Ulster politician David Vance.

Today one of Mr Vance's star turns at ATW, Pete Moore, showed those biased twisters at the BBC how to respond to a major story:

The Haitian economy just received a boost, apparently.

Turns out that it's a joke about economists. No, really.

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein BBC!

2010-01-13T11:35:00.007Z

Perhaps the most admirable aspect of Biased BBC - OK, one of the many admirable aspects - is its love of understatement. Leading social commentator Martin illustrates this perfectly during today's deeply paranoid/ utterly confused/ coolly analytical debate about the role of the police investigating the leaking of the CRU emails on climate change:

Just like the Nazis

Good of you to come clean. Oh...

Just like the Nazis (the BBC is the SS

Must re-visit the history books, but I have no recollection of the lads with the death's head insignia organising Saturday night entertainment for the Reich. Or reading the News, either.

and the Liebour party vermin are the Gestapo)

With powers of arrest and detention. And a tendency to torture.

if you don't agree with the BBc/Nu Liebour stance you are deemed a terrorist and dragged away.

Forelock-tugging Brown-worship is everywhere in today's UK. No-one dares say a thing against him. Except Biased BBC. Bravo to ze Resistance!

Remember poor old Walter Wolfgang

A lifelong socialist, anti-Zionist Jewish man who strongly opposes British intervention in American wars and holds office in CND. An unlikely hero for Biased BBC, but hey-ho.

Dragged away by thick inbred scum (the Police)

Perhaps we should organise a special breeding programme for our elite law-enforcers. Strong athletic types with keen blue eyes and flaxen hair. That kind of thing.

under terrorism legislation simpyl for saying rubbish to professional turd sniffer Jack man of Straw.

Glad you could get a turd in. Good work, Martin.

The Liebour party should be thrown out of power and locked in prison for this ONE single event only.

Even Walter might find that an over-reaction. Plus he served on Labour's NEC afterwards, so no to that, I'd have thought.

Damien Green was arrested under terrorism legislation. It seems this bunch of scumbag Socialists use the Police and BBC to do their vile work.

Small doubt creeps in here. Is there anyone we can trust to do anything in the public interest? At all?