Listening to theparanoidwithin

It is hard living with the knowledge that our national broadcaster takes its orders directly from Hamas HQ (and from the Gay Village on cultural matters).

But final control of all our mainstream media lies with even darker and more powerful forces, and the Biased BBC collective knows all about it. Just why does the BBC bang on so much about swine flu vaccination? Do you need it spelling out in used hypodermics, thicko?

We are grateful to the ever-reliable Pete Moore, one of David Vance's Tangled Web blowhards star writers. Here's his ground-breaking piece, HERE COME THE NUTTERS WITH NEEDLES.

Mass swine flu vaccinations are expected to be extended to all children under the age of 18 by the end of the year, reports the Telegraph.

Where do I sign little Jimmy up?

Truly, we are governed by sick people.

Have they done without the jab to let our kids go first? Bless!

The government wants to take your child, jab a needle in their arm and inject them with a vaccine

It's a big building full of patients, but that's not important right now…

despite evidence in the US that, until now, only a small fraction who were said to have the dread disease didn't even have flu at all.

Possibly. Or possibly not. Still, better safe than sorry. Oh, what's this?

"By 1853, Parliament began passing laws to make the untested vaccine compulsory throughout the British Empire. Other countries of Europe followed suit. Once the economic implications of compulsory vaccinations were realized, few dared to disagree."

The benefits of ending, oooh, smallpox and cholera as mass killers were minor considerations.

"Then, as now, the media were controlled by the vaccine manufacturers and the government, who stood to make huge money from the sale of these spurious vaccines…"

Killer point, Pete. And who is this distinguished man of medical letters that you quote so enthusiastically?

Tim O'Shea, DC

Whose website says we should not trust science, but listen to thedoctorwithin.

This website seeks to draw from the forgotten wisdom of the past, and to honor its simplicity.

Must go, it's end of tax year soon and I have to listen to theaccountantwithin.

Dr Stalin Will See You Now

The privilege of following Biased BBC is that hidden worlds are revealed to your frankly terrified gaze: Like that bit in The Matrix, where poor Neo discovers we're all just fodder for some nameless, controlling evil.

The Chosen One at Biased BBC is the similarly charismatic, enigmatic, stroppy loner, David Vance. Lately, Keanu Vance and his bias dudes have been putting their heads through the melty mirror to reveal the terrible, totalitarian horror that is... the British health service. And guess who has been keeping us all in the dark about this hell-on-earth?

No waaay, dude: Not the BBC. Again.

nrg: (The NHS) is Stalinistic in nature and it kills. Not in the same league as the Gulags, but do give it time.

Say it can't be true. Little Jimmy's just about to have his grommets done.

It is a matter of satisfaction to me that as you mistakenly trust the socialists to medicate you at their discretion you and your family will die in a pile of their own dirt on a trolley after waiting 10 hours for treatment.

(Sob)

you really believe that the Beeboid vermin do not spew propagada on behalf of the Stalinist killing machine that is the NHS?

Until (gasp) now. (Wail into tissue)

Really? My goodness, but you are and blind lying arsehole.

nrg, I know I'm emotional. But could you work on the bedside manner a bit?

David Vance has the big picture:

do not accept that the NHS is anything other than a neo Stalinist projection of socialist values long past its sell-by date.

Agent Smith was bad enough. But Stalin? Again?

If it were a patient, leftists would be booking it an appointment with Dignatas.

Mother! Cancel Jimmy's appointment. We'll get him a gerbil instead.

DJ is prepping 150 ml of sarcasm to calm down the BBC's attempts to contextualise a critical report about the NHS:

And while we're on the subject, what about all those patients Harold Shipman didn't kill? Are we losing sighe of the fact Harold was a great doctor, providing he didn't murder you?

It's bad enough that Jimmy's hearing is fuzzy. Please God...don't make him lose his sighe as well. Whatever that is.

Perhaps the local Infirmary just needs a new boss or two. A tough-guy Tory, maybe. What do you think Sam Duncan?

the finest collection of managerial geniuses on the planet couldn't make a Stalinist bodge-job like the NHS work.

OK. But at least the carers are trying their best? Surely, Neil the Plumber?

One aspect that I haven't heard in the discussion of the care of the elderly is the racial one.

True. What could you be getting at?

Quite simply put, I contend that people tend to have more fellow-feeling for people of their own ethnic/racial group.

Dear God. If Jimmy survives the Stalinist death gangs, the Islamics will get him instead. Or possibly the Poles.

I suspect this isn't so much an issue at the professional level of doctors and nurses, but rather one of nursing/care assistants and health visitors.

If one of those domestics lays a finger, I swear I'll do time.

I think we all need cheering up. David Vance, show us the sunny side of bias-hunting. Know any good jokes?

The punchline is that the NHS is a corrupted bloated bureaucracy more interested in itself than in patients.

Mother, sell Jimmy to the travelling fair. We'll need the cash for our BUPA fees.