Hitler, You Old Lefty

The charge sheet against the curmudgeonly old cops in the BBC's New Tricks is growing by the day. So far, Biased BBC has complained that in previous episodes:

1) the villain was a white, middle-class, heterosexual Englishman.

2) almost unbelievably, an American legally living in the UK is shouted at

Now Douglas brings further grim news:

The New Tricks episode was sadly bias.

As opposed to hilariously bias?

I love the programme, the writing and the cast but the BBC has got it totally wrong tonight.

Not again.

First they described Nazism as far right whereas the National Socialist German Workers' Party was clearly left wing.

Known for it. The world over.

Second they made the comparison between a left wing activist as opposed to being a racist thug.

If your heart wasn't in the right place, I'd be making the comparison between someone who can write English and someone who can't.

The clear implication was that the opposite of left wing activists, right activists, are racist thugs.

Nazis are racist thugs? Fuck me.

The BBC is guilty of this across all its output due to its inherent political bias.

Time to end this bias against Nazis. I think we all agree.

Anonymous says even the Radio Times has it in for New Tricks:

The review of this episode, is described as 'awful and awkward', my precise of their review.

Your precise what?

Even the Beeb's own publication cannot hide as to what happens when 4th rate writers produce contrived plots for political ends.

Are you sure 4th rate is not a trifle generous? You seem so gifted yourself.

Whites Can Not Be Villains

As if the BBC hasn't done enough damage to the national moral fibre, more evidence emerges of the atrocity that is New Tricks. It might look like a cop show remade by Werther's Originals, but it is unmitigated evil:

Ron writes: Did anyone see New Tricks last week?

About 7 million people, Ron.

Normally an excellent programme

Are you sure? Didn't Nearly Oxfordian have a few quibbles?

...but this episode presented illegal immigrants as saintly characters,

Banned by the Ofcom Code, surely! If not, it should be.

while the villain at the end turned out to be a white, middle-class, heterosexual Englishman.

Now that's taking the piss. Couldn't they at least have made him a homosexual?

Oh, hello. Here's Nearly Oxfordian again. How did you rate this week's show?

I think I'll stop watching this programme.

Can you be more specific?

The BBC: pathological anti-Americans, antisemites and bum-lickers for illegal immigrants from every vile Third World shithole.

That's a four-star review, then?

Shouting At Americans Is Wrong

In the charge-sheet of the BBC's offences against the British citizen, one moment of shame is darker than all others. We refer, of course, to the sheer poison the BBC drips into national life with every episode of New Tricks. It might look like one long Werther's Original advert - old codgers getting under the feet of shiny new people and coming up trumps every time to solve crime. But it is treachery. And Nearly Oxfordian can barely keep his emotions in check.

Can someone who knows how to do it start a thread about the vile New Tricks, please?

Your wish is our command.

This has become a dramatised version of the worst mouth-foaming...

Amanda Redman? James Bolam? Surely not?

the worst mouth-foaming anti-American, unlimited Third World immigration stuff we see in the Guardian:

Oh....The Guardian. It doesn't get much worse.

(1) an American legally living in the UK is shouted at

That can't be right. There's a law against it, surely.

.... by the vile Amanda Redman

Some men pay good money for that sort of thing.

But how distressing all the same. Perhaps she thought he was Canadian? Like Neil Young... or Leonard Cohen?

...and told he is "a guest in this country and should behave himself"

Now you're having me on. The whole point of being a guest in someone else's country is that you behave. Like British teenagers in Malia. And stag parties in Prague.

(2) illegal Turkish immigrants are tipped...

Golden rule. Never tip anyone serving you in a kebab shop. They regard it as an insult. It's their culture.

illegal Turkish immigrants are tipped offed by the police (!)

Is tipped offed a Turkish phrase? Never come across it myself.

...and helped to disappear from Home Office detection.

Not sure I want Turkish illegals serving as detectives. They might confuse me by using phrases like tipped offed.

Utterly sick.

Up there with Lars von Trier. For sure.

On the other hand, Lars doesn't get Denis Waterman to sing his theme tunes. Which is why his films are usually better.