Bambi Loves Rottweilers

Being a bias-hunter carries with it certain duties: Keeping up with politics, broadcasting issues, and how the two interact, for example. Good to see that the industrious Biased BBC commentator Cassandra King is at the top of her game just now:

The BBC hardtalk charade interviewed conservative front bench spokesperson for culture Jeremy Hunt,

Excellent. The Tories' man on the front line of broadcasting policy.

who?

Good to see that Biased BBC keeps up with politics.

yeah me too!

Especially broadcasting politics.

It was Ashcroft ad nauseum with a Hunt out of his depth and looking llike Bambi faced by a rottweiler in a bad mood.

Odd for an interviewer to put the Tories' big problem of the week to a front-bencher. Even odder that the shadow minister should find it hard to deal with.

Mr Hunt is a big fan of the BBC it seems,

You don't...

its a national institution

…mean...

and he seems to labour under the BBC peddled myth that we all love and cherish the BBC,

…that rational people value the BBC?

a Tory fawning and waxing lyrical

Wait a minute: He was a helpless creature about to be devoured by a devil-dog a second ago.

about a BBC that hates and despises the entire right wing and the Tories in particular

Or. Possibly. Not.

certainly rings alarm bells with me.

Could be reality dawning. Perhaps?

To see a so called Tory doe eyed and defensive and unsure of his own position was sad to see but indicative of Camerons Tory party, frightened rabbits with lots to hide, bumbling fools who appear to be nothing more than lightweight puppets with all the substance of a morning mist!

Can we stick to a single metaphor here? I'm happy with Bambi being best friends with Rottweilers.

You just know that if the Tory leadership are intent on creeping to the BBC there is something very very wrong about the Tory leadership.

There again, Cassandra, you're intending to support the BNP. Whose leaders' relationship with The BBC you can more readily savour.

As can the rest of us.

The BBC: 95% Terrorist-Supporting

Even the holiest date on the Christian calendar is just another day for The BBC to betray all that is good about our society. Biased BBC's soothsayer Cassandra King has turned her back on the mince pies and the prezzies to reveal how al Beeb desecrated the Christmas truce and crossed no-man's land to join with our terrorist foes.

The BBC are peddling the line that the terrorist attack on the US Delta jet was in fact a "Christmas day failed bomb plot"!!!

Jesus H Christ! Did the plane actually go down? Surely they wouldn't try to hide something like that?

The BBC have a way with words dont they?

They'll never get away with it.

The truth is that the actual terrorist attack was succesful...

You'll be telling me that Neil Armstrong's moon-walk was all got up by Hollywood next.

... succesful in all but igniting the explosives

Aaaah...

which failed by a miracle and a passenger who battled the terrorist.

Don't want to poop on your party, Cassie, but the key word there might just be failed. As in failed bomb plot.

The success of the terrorist mission can be measured in more ways than just whether they brought down the airliner

Indeed.

the attempt to smuggle a bomb on a jet was successful, the fear and alarm it spread was successful, the costs and delays this attack has brought about was successful, the free advertising and media attention for the terrorists was a successful outcome for the terrorists.

Y-e-e-e-s. But as bomb plots go, it, erm, failed.

This was not a failed plot it was a 95% successful terrorist attack that succeeded in most of its aims.

Brilliant. John McCain's bid for the presidency was, ooh, at least 90% successful. And Joe Wotsit's dreary X-Factor hit was a 95% successful Xmas No 1. Have you ever considered PR as a career?

The BBC supporting terrorists and evil for years, with your money of course!

Might be me, but if I was a terrorist I'd be looking for something a bit more supportive than the words failed bomb plot. Matter of taste, I know.

Imagine A Warped Idea Of Heaven. It's Easy If You Try.

Just when you think the BBC couldn't get any worse, they shock you by doing something even nastier. Biased BBC's resident fortune-teller Cassandra King has consulted her crystal ball and found out who the Beeb will be sending Valentines to come February. Marxist thugs, that's who:

The BBC has a strange collective love affair with leftist dictators the world over,

Must be why Mugabe has banned them. He's embarrassed by all the love.

they seem to forgive any sin and any wrongdoing and overlook any crimes however brutal if the object of their corporate affection is Marxist/leftist/dictatorial socialist/left wing revolutionary.

Unlike that nice Mr Murdoch, who pulled Chris Patten's book from his publishing company lest if offend the Chinese leadership.

This groupthink soft spot leads them to support the grubby Cuban dictatorship of Castro and his nasty brother,

Apparently it was only a greedy agent who stopped Fidel being signed to replace Wogan.

BTW they would be ejected in a free election straight away which is obviously why Cuba does not have free elections.

And I always thought it was the poor showing of the Lib Dems in Havana North East.

Torture,murder,brutality,corruption,poverty and thug rule seem to be fine and dandy to the BBC.

How else will they get the staff to move to Salford?

I have often wondered why the BBC is drawn to such despots who squash freedom like stepping on a bug,

Be fair. Sir Alex Ferguson refuses to speak to them.

is it the ultimate power these despots wield?

Almost certainly. That and the T-shirts.

Is it the love of the dictatorship where one message and one way is the the rule enforced by brutality and cruelty?

Mainly the T-shirts. Che looking pensive. That kind of thing.

The BBC seem to have a perverted wish to be the Marxist revolutionary struggles mouthpiece, one will, one desire, one goal, the singular will bound by the socialist ideal?

Not? sure? why? that? is? framed? as? a? question?

To normal freedom loving democrats the thought of living in a nightmare totalitarian thugocracy is a vision of hell but to the BBC collective it must be their warped idea of heaven.

Must be.

Imagine the BBC as the sole mouthpiece of a dictatorship the power and authority to lord it over the common scum, the prestige and wealth and connections it would give them.

Must be the unpublished fourth verse. A little harder to sing than Imagine there's no countries. It isn't hard to do. But arguably truer to Lennon's vision.

It makes my skin crawl to think of the BBC reaching out for their goal of a new EUSSR dictatorship.

Be careful. That's what they want you to think.

Something About Dancing Rabbits And Mad People

There are many unpalatable truths in the world of Biased BBC, but the biggest one is that everyone lets you down in the end, even the Conservatives. Much wailing and gnashing, then, when the Tories, far from kicking the PM's climate-saving efforts at Copenhagen, offer more of the same.

As ever, soothsayer Cassandra King has the definitive take:

Its like we are locked into a nightmare reality where right is wrong and lies are the truth and black is white and where so called intelligent people act like cretins and get applauded for it, where gibberish is spoken and people cheer.

Couldn't put it better myself.

Led by a certified mental case into ruination, with a so called opposition just as keen to follow the madness, its like peering into the mind of a demented lunatic,

A Tangled Web, and no mistake.

all it needs are dancing rabbits and talking turtles!

Plus Grizzly Mamas.

I am struggling to comprehend the utter madness of it all, its like witnessing the dance of the insane through the eyes of the mad.

Brave of you to be so harsh about Biased BBC. Kudos, Cassie.

Money. And Power. Money. And Power. Money. And Power. Money. And Power. Money. And Power. Money. And Power.

Biased BBC soothsayer Cassandra King doesn't just predict terrible futures for us all, oh no. She also has an uncanny insight into human nature. Uncanny, if repetitive.

In the end its all about £££$$ and power, £££$$ rules the day and power gives them the freedom to make more $

A dim view of human nature, but sadly sometimes true.

In the end its all about £££$$$ and power, £££$$$ rules the day and power gives them the freedom to make more $$$£££.

Didn't you just say that? Only with fewer $$$£££?

Dress the primal urge in any way you like but in the end the people with money want power and the people with the power want money, money and power,

Money. And Power. Yes.

the one follows the other.

Like Clouseau and a red herring.

The basic urge to control, the base desires to rule and control are linked to $$$£££.

Is this a complaint against capitalism?

Humanity is driven by a handful of urges some good and some bad,

We're moving on. At Last.

at the moment the bad urges have gained the upper hand?

Lust? Fear? Coveting your neighbour's ox?

pound;££.

Am feeling a bit weak. But I do have the point. Money. And Power.

Dress the primal urge in any way you like but in the end the people with money want power and the people with the power want money, money and power, the one follows the other.

Losing. The Will. To Live.

The basic urge to control, the base desires to rule and control are linked to $In the end its all about £££$$$ and power,

Aaaaaaaagggghhhh!

£££$$$ rules the day and power gives them the freedom to make more $$$£££.

Wait: Is this the blogging equivalent of waterboarding?

Dress the primal urge in any way you like but in the end the people with money want power and the people with the power want money,

Stop. Please stop. I admit whatever crime you accuse me of.

money and power, the one follows the other.

Pass me the statement. I'll sign.

The basic urge to control, the base desires to rule and control are linked to $$$£££.

Blank sheet of paper. I don't care.

Humanity is driven by a handful of urges some good and some bad, at the moment the bad urges have gained the upper hand?pound;££.

In my own blood if necessary.

Humanity is driven by a handful of urges some good and some bad, at the moment the bad urges have gained the upper hand?

(Sob)

Three minutes later:

Oooops! That post came out repeated in a very strange way, I dont know how that happened, must be a gremlin in the machine?

Gremlin. Yes.

Breathe. Please.

What gives rise to the conviction some people harbour that they can predict the future? In the case of Biased BBC's resident soothsayer Cassandra King, oxygen starvation might play a part. Doctors are concerned that she can go whole minutes without breathing as she pounds out her bile heartfelt concerns.

Take this complaint about a BBC report on a new documentary, Videocracy, which criticises Italy's dearly beloved Silvio Berlusconi:

The BBC forgets to mention that Gandini is a hard left socialist, funny that they forget to mention that the attack/smear film could simply be a vehicle to smear a political enemy UNLESS of course the BBC knew full that the film was a smear attack because the BBC have been engaged in a long term concerted smear campaign since the Italian elections that elected Berlesconi, you will remember how broken hearted the BBC were when the socialists were destroyed at the polls, you will recall how the BBC launched the most partisan coverage helping the socialists as much as possible.

That's 101 words without a pause; enough - according to OBME's crack team of breathing-related science-type experts - to induce a critical low-oxygen state sufficient to cause intense hallucinations.

Could also explain why she failed to notice the BBC reporter pointing out that the film was a personal view, far from neutral and that its critics had complained that it lacked rigour.

But probably not.

Nodding Robots Want Your Cash

Only yesterday, Biased BBC big cheese David Vance was chiding the Beeb for being negative about the way we treat our children. Quite right too.

What we need are more little rays of sunshine, like Biased BBC's resident soothsayer Cassandra King. She's predicting a perky future for us all once David Cameron gets to Downing Street:

Dave and boy George will exactly what they are told to do when they are told to do it, they are in fact cardboard cutouts and if you look closely you can even see the strings when they appear on TV!

Glad you cleared that up. I thought it was the spray from all the BBC people spitting at them.

The degradation of our parliament over the last decade or so has been very carefully planned, packed with nodding head robots whose only desire is to obey and take the £££££

Typical. The Japanese make robots that can clean the house. All ours do is nod. And ask for money.

power has been syphoned away from Westminster to the point that we are no longer a free nation.

No longer free? Damn those nodding robots. Charging us for everything.

We are about to jump out of the newlabour frying pan and straight into the tory fire, the general election is being manipulated to provide the perfect stooge parliament, everything the BBC does from now on will lead to a desired end, a stooge puppet UK regime led by a stooge puppet leader leading a bunch of stooge nodding head lackeys,

Are there enough stooges in there? I could easily fit in a couple more.

The clearing out of any MP with the slightest independence continues apace and after the next election parliament will look like a sad version of a Warsaw pact fake soviet peoples congress with lots of clapping and nodding and backhanders and corruption and payoffs and insider trading and electoral fraud.

You're erring on the side of positivity here, Cassandra. Let the real miserabilist rip. You know you want to.

The result of the next election will see our democracy dismantled at a fast pace, our nation is booked for the EU butchers block and the dismembering of the UK into powerless stooge regions of a greater forth reich will happen very quickly.

The Forth Reich? It's being run from the East of Scotland, then?

In fact this next election will be the very last free election the UK will ever have, the tories have a dark secret that they will unveil after the election

Speak this nameless terror, I beg you.

and that is electoral reform, the elections of circa 2015 will be a charade where the very last people to have a say will be the actual voter.

They've done a deal with Simon Cowell. Should have seen it coming.

I am sorry if my interpretation of the future upsets our resident tories, where I see a weak stooge they wish to see a Clake Kent figure

Put the klettle on, Classandra's brought a Clake.

biding his time untill he whips into a metorphorical phonebox and comes out as superdave tory he man of action sweeping away the forces of socialism with his mighty arms!

I was hoping he'd melt them all with his X-Ray vision.

Dave throws the odd bone to a traditional tory rump ever so desperate to believe they still have a tory party to vote for...

They won't stand for that. The traditionalists will want a normal bone, not an odd one.

wishful thinking and denial of the the cold hard reality that the old tory party no longer exists, it has been replaced by a new social democrat NWO stooge party.

North West Oldham? Niggaz With Obesity?

Many will scoff at my post and in fact I cannot blame them one bit,

We are deeply serious at this point. Deeply.

Running On Emoty

David Milliband is getting it in the neck today, for being Jewish, but not the right kind of Jewish. Helpfully, B-BBC soothsayer Cassandra King shows hidden talents by getting inside Milliband's every thought.

Who knows: Perhaps Cassandra has ambitions as a psychological profiler... Biased BBC's Cracker. With an "s" on the end…

(Milliband) is in effect a modern construct,

Like The Gherkin. Only not so tall.

a champagne socialist upbringing

Hello? Childline? Man here feeding champagne to his kids….

with wealth and power around him from the start,

Yes, champagne. Think they're playing Monopoly, too.

he uses the emoty slogans of socialism

And listening to emo music. That's child abuse, right there.

as we would use toilet paper.

Now they're wiping their arses with the Labour Manifesto. How quickly can you get here?

Next time you see Milliband watch him closely,

No need. The NSPCC are on the case.

you see a not quite whole person, you will note the chip

Damn, forgotten the P.I.N.. Again.

and the emptyness of his mind,

You too? Tried disguising it as a phone number. But can't remember that, either.

hate him by all means as I do but also pity him too,

He'll appreciate that.

he is nothing he contains nothing, he is the essence of emptyness

You're confusing him with Simon Cowell.

and when peole like him find out that they are indeed empty inside nothing we could do or say could equal the punishment that brings

Plus listening to bad versions of Hallelujah. That's hell on earth.