Why Immigration Is Bad (Exceptions May Apply)

It is vital that the right people stand up to be counted in the war against the dreadful threat posed by The BBC and its evil influence. David Vance, is of course, the standard-bearer in this crusade, but he keeps honourable company. One such is the entrancing social commentator Pete Moore, star turn on Mr Vance's Irish blog.

Pete's thoughts on Immigration:

Our liberties have been destroyed because of immigration.

immigration was the pretext for you and me to me made less free.

Not only did this terrible regime sustain a wave of immigrants, it used this tide to legislate against the British people and their birthrights.

The case for a complete halt to all immigration, without exceptions, from either country, is impeccable… along with a programme of mass deportations.

On foreigners:

I'm happy to insult and ridicule foreigners wherever I find'em. It's the natural state of affairs

I'm flying back down there this weekend for a proper holiday of sunbathing, boozing, eating and being rude to the Dagos

You'll recall it was the British Empire, old chum, and plenty of Jocks, Taffs and Paddies did their fair share of civilising the wogs.

On democracy:

This morning this was reported on BBC radio that the "far-right" had hijacked the Armed Forces. Great I thought, we're long overdue a patriotic revolt and a patriotic coup by HM Armed Forces is just the ticket.

Roll on the coup d'etat.

Any plans, then Pete, now that you've made your feelings about foreigners, those who settle in other countries and, erm, democracy so delightfully clear?

I'm thinking of packing up and shipping out.

At least you're not an economic migrant.

I'm hugely depressed about the state of this place and not in the mood to shoulder the £25K debt our lunatic politicians have put on me.

So long as you don't actually emigrate anywhere, you'll be entirely consistent in your views.

I'm thinking British Columbia more than anywhere else. How's life there?

Tolerant. Democratic. Liberal. You'll hate it.

The USA doesn't want me, preferring Bolivians and Turks instead. Plus the economy's knackered.

Burma it is, then.

Ray Gosling. The BBC. It All Fits.

It's no coincidence that some of the great turning points in the history of ideas brought with them fear and loathing from those with a vested interest in the old order. Galileo suffered; Darwin was abused.

Sadly, there are those not entirely willing to take at face value David Vance's assertion that The BBC is a Death Cult. Now, one of his fellow philosophers at Biased BBC, the mysterious Laban, has come up with the compelling proof: It's a socialist plot to finish off the elderly and save the discredited Welfare State. Sort of Logan's Run with an NHS Number rather than a glowing crystal.

The cost of medical care is enormous, at 18% of the UK budget. Pensions and 'social care' account for around another 20%. The NHS bill is about to take off over the next two decades, as the boomers born between 1945 and 1965 move into retirement. Pressure to contain this budget will be enormous.

Lorks. What can this mean?

As the BBC's pro-euthanasia campaign grinds on I can't but think that some BBC editors and producers need to recall what they were taught or picked up from all those Politics and Sociology courses.

That Tories are evil toffs in big houses?

We are moving into a period where governments, of any complexion, will be desperate to control rising health costs

Tax the toffs till the pips squeak. That'll do it.

- and when, for the first time, the State broadcaster is running a continual stream of pro-euthanasia propaganda. To paraphrase Marx : "Follow the money".

They wouldn't dare while Sir Terry Wogan's still on the radio. But then what?

Look, here's the excitable philipramage. He has a theory of his own:

I'm sorry but all the "statistics" pointing to an unaffordable, ageing population are absolute rubbish.

That's a relief. I was about to invite Ray Gosling around for tea at my nana's.

Rubbish, I might add, that is playing right into the left's hands.

Might have known it. Effing statistics. Again.

This "ageing population" myth is their excuse for packing the country with immigrants. Just take a look around you.WE ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT ARE BLOODY WELL WORKING.

OH BLOODY HELL. IT'S CAPITALS: IT MUST BE SERIOUS.

LOOK at the armies of immigrants on welfare, some living in multi million pound mansions. LOOK at the terror suspects amassing fortunes in the hundreds of thousands of pounds at our expense. LOOK at the whole estates full of single mothers kept at our expense.

They'll laugh on the other sides of their mansion-living terror-organising single-parenting faces when I turn up at the Post Office with my pension book. Oh yes.

Here's another doubting Thomas. Or rather, a doubting Ed (ex RSA).

I don't think the BBC's pro-euthanasia campaign is motivated by a desire to cut care costs.

Are you sure? Laban's post has a graph.

Rather, the left wing, either consciously or through simple reflex or a combination of the two, has set out to systematically attack, undermine and eventually destroy every principle underpinning western civilisation. Euthanasia has become the latest "taboo" to be taken on by these people.

That's what they want you to think. Ask Laban.

They All Look Alike, You Know

Like any great leap forward in human consciousness, Biased BBC opens windows into the truth which even the most dedicated might fail to see without proper guidance.

Take the video below: At first glance, a stirring evocation of the pride and passion which fires the Six Nations Rugby Championship, starring a Hollywood A-list actor and a velvety piece of Victorian poetry. At second glance, too.

And, frankly, at third and fourth….

What's not to like, you might ask. But you are not Biased BBC's David Vance:

another shameless plug from the BBC for Nelson Mandela worshippers.

Only if you think Morgan Freeman is actually Nelson Mandela.

It would be nice to see less politics injected into Sport.

And even fewer black icons allowed on screen… Isn't that so, Atheist Ranter?

There is always the possibility that the BBC are hoping to get NM to bend over during some of the floodlit games so that the sun shining out of his arse can save them a bob or two...

Always with the bottoms on Biased BBC. Anything more perceptive?

Some of us know what he did in his early years....

Indeed. A worthless individual with a dodgy past. And only Biased BBC has the oval balls to say it. Meanwhile, Millie Tant's looking pensive.

I don't know what connection either Morgan Freeman or Nelson Mandela have with the Six Nations rugby tournament.

Thank God. I thought I was alone out here.

Is there one

Lord knows. Almost as much a mystery as why everyone suddenly seems so interested in planets full of blue people. While I'm on, who - or what - is Harry Potter?

or is this just the BBC deliberately bringing in an African black "hero",

Deliberately. And offensively. And in clear breach of the Separate Development Laws, bokkie.

a black face and a black voice because of its misguided and pervasive obsession with skin colour

Obsession. Yes.

and its prejudice against native events

Nailed it there. The BBC's prejudice against rugby is so great that it hauled in Hollywood royalty to help sell the Six Nations as the sporting event of the season.

and (prejudice against) people because of their skin colour?

We all know rugby is exclusively a white man's game. It's just that the BBC won't acknowledge it.

Swing, erm, Low, Sweet Chariot.

Nation Dying. Add Turkeys + Xmas, Few Flies = Diversity.

Only a libtard smart-arse would claim that hell is other people. Biased BBC devotees know instinctively that hell is the place you go in a hand-cart. Today, we welcome a particularly fine infernal travelogue from leading misanthrope DP111.

In a normal society, the one we had not so long ago,

Ah…the golden past: Spinsters on their bicycles, cricket on the green, foaming tankards of real ale.

based on a common culture and language,

And no pesky black or brown people….

one has one’s share of virtues and vices.

I'll take a few of the vices. I'm fed up being virtuous.

In a multicultural society though, particularly the one we have, the imported virtues of an imported people, are hardly any,

Do foreigners have any virtues at all?

or we have them anyway, but the vices that they bring, are far too many.

Cheap labour. Enthusiasm. Family values. Willingness to open shops and fast food stores at times the rest of us want to rest. Wiping our bottoms in rest homes and NHS wards. Curing the sick. All vices.

The more diverse the imported cultural group, the more varied and diverse are the vices.

Stands to reason.

In addition, they are of a sort that our society is unable to comprehend - like polygamy, honour killings, FGM, murder those who criticise Islam, etc.

Shouldn't that be FHM? Would you include Nuts and Zoo, too? Or just Maxim?

If we import the entire world, we do not get all the virtues of the rest of the world, but all the vices of the rest of the world.

Brilliant! Just a little question: How come that doesn't work for German cars and Japanese TV sets?

This is one of the reasons that our police and judiciary are unable to cope, as there are no norms that are acceptable or unacceptable. It is the reason why our education system is failing, or has failed. It is leading to a breakdown of society, unable to defend itself at home or abroad, as it has no idea what it is, and what it is supposed to defend.

The end cannot be far away.

Just as flies wax strong and prosper over a decaying carcass, so it is that "Diversity" managers prosper over a dying multicultural failed nation.

Close the door on your way out. It's only polite.

Celebration of cultural diversity is thus a celebration of the death of a nation, the equivalent of Turkeys celebrating Christmas.

Extra points for the superannuated metaphor. Well done.

Heroes Of Anti-Nazism No. 94: David Vance

Just as David Cameron is re-aligning the Tories to sweep up Lib Dem voters, so Biased BBC's David Vance is re-aligning himself with the anti-Nazi League. Perhaps.

I note that former British Conservative leader Michael Howard has accused all the mainstream parties of failing to do enough to challenge the British National Party.

Excellent. Hope Not Hate!

Well, I partly agree.

Even better. Partly.

The BNP's arguments should be addressed

Real progress, David. May I call you David?

but that is something ALL the major parties run a mile from doing.

Are you sure? They gave Griffin a good run for his money on Question Time.

Unfettered immigration and our disturbing loss of national sovereignty are the twin issues that the BNP make hay from

So they say. Though mainly it's the Islamophobia.

but the REASON they can do so is that the Lib/Lab/Cons have run away from dealing with these crunch topics.

In what way, precisely?

It's no use complaining about the BNP when you refuse to engage on the very areas of policy where the Lib/Lab/Cons have spectacularly failed to make any progress.

The economy? Not the BNP's strong point.

Labour and the Libs want us to be a multiculti amorphous sub-branch of EU central

Oh, er, yes. Or rather, no.

and we have had David Cameron today claiming that he had much in common with Liberal values!

Liberal is not yet the insult in the UK that it is in redneck America... or in your own household, David.

Can they not see how this alienates the people from their elitism?

Advanced Vance™: Elitism = People or policies I disagree with.

The BNP will continue to grow UNTIL one of the three major Parties comes out in clear unambiguous terms about the menace of unfettered immigration...

It's not unfettered. Nor is it intrinsically a menace.

…about the scandal of the EU's absorption of British sovereignty and it seems to me that this will not be anytime soon...

So your strategy for dealing with the BNP is… to sound just like them. Excellent move, um, David.

The Women Who Stare At The Men Who Stare At Goats

Men! Ever wondered why you are so unlucky with the opposite sex?

Biased BBC's Problem Page Boy Martin has once again cracked the secret of romantic happiness: Look after some cloven-hoofed creatures in Pakistan. And fake a low IQ.

Much romance follows. Apparently:

August 27th: Anyone else notice on the Beeboid 6PM news that boys were absent in any of the shots of "happy students" passing their GCSE's?

The beeboids did manage to give us a lingering shot of some Muslim females of course. Wow all those qualifications just to be married off to an inbred retard of a Goat herder in Pakistan.

August 28th: Why would the BBC bother to point out the growing Muslim problem? Beeboids love Muslims, especially the mad ones with the big bushy beards. And don't forget Islam according to the BBC is liberating for women.

More 14 year old girls to be sent off to Pakistan to be raped and married off to some thick Goat Herder.

October 26th: I wonder how many 14 year old Muslim girls are sent off to Pakistan each year to be raped and married to an inbred goat herder? Shami (Chakrabarti) never seems to be bothered about that.

November 30th: why doesn't the BBC bother to tell us about the 14 year old Muslim girls sent from shitholes like Bradford to be raped and married to thick inbred Goat herders in Pakistan?

Any thoughts on relations between Islam and the rest of us while you're on, Martin?

November 11th: WE are the tolerant ones, the bushy bearded idiots are not.

Quite so.

You Get The Cattle Trucks. I'll Get A Bullwhip.

A bracing view of what politics could be has just surfaced on that oasis of common sense, David Vance's Irish blog. Staunch contributor Pete Moore offers a few simple ideas to straighten out the visa system for Pakistani students entering Britain.

Brown was droning on just a couple of weeks ago about how Afghanistan/Pakistan is the source of terror threats in this country,

Good idea for a new campaign: Speech lessons for the PM. Wonder if Rik Mayall is free?

therefore are soldiers must stay in Afghanistan.

Are soldiers? Few quid spent on literacy might not go amiss, either.

So of course thousands of locals are still pouring into the UK - well done, New Labour voters.

Don't mention it.

The case for a complete halt to all immigration, without exceptions, from either country, is impeccable

Whoever thought it was a good idea to put the brightest young Pakistanis through the education system of a liberal democracy? Much better for the war on extremism if they're educated in a strict Muslim universe.

along with a programme of mass deportations.

If you say so. Though there are an awful lot to shift. What we need is a Heydrich, or at least an Eichmann. Do you fancy it?

The case for voting for any party which will not do this simply does not exist.

The case for investing in companies making electric prods, cattle trucks and razor wire sounds very strong indeed. Win-win all round, Pete.

Chubby Lezzers Are Sometimes Right

Who can forget David Vance's proud statement of intent for the magnificent bias-hunting machine that is Biased BBC?

Biased BBC is and shall remain a place for civilised debate and attempts to suggest otherwise are pathetic.

So well put. Which is why it's such a delight to journey alongside the moral giants at B-BBC as they liveblog Question Time and demonstrate the timeless hallmarks of civilised debate.

Guest of honour last night was the celebrated Libertarian blogger Old Holborn. Read and learn how the great and the good of the bias-hunting fraternity approach current events in a civilised, debating kind of way. Over to Old Holborn:

First a greeting: Everning cunts

Then our learned friend responds to the following questions from other eminent livebloggers. (A gentleman of darker hue has appeared on the screen): Taliban? Muzzie?

Mr Holborn gives us the benefit of his wisdom: Nah, sIkh. Turban = friend

Phew!

Alas! Another gentleman of Asiatic countenance has appeared: Loon Paki

Mr Holborn has been ruminating on the future of the Labour MP Mr Phil Woolas: Send Woolas to a gay prison

Now Mr Holborn reveals his insight into the nature of the studio audience: Full of coons and wallahs

On the distinguished Liberal Parliamentarian, Sir Menzies Campbell: I really really want to kill him

And now the former Labour Minister Miss Clare Short: Shut the fuck up. you chubby lezzer

Stay the horses! Miss Short has made a criticism of her former confederates in New Labour: Calre Short is very, very ugly. But she is RIGHT

A debate ensues during which Biased BBC alumni choose which parts of the United Kingdom they would most enjoy bombing. Mr Holborn's home county is, disturbingly, threatened: Oi CUNT! I'm in Essex! (Well, South Suffolk)

Now a winsome young lady attracts the cameraman's interest: TOTTY

Alas, pulchritude is set aside for another intervention from the right hon Phil Woolas MP: I want to stab Woolas

Let us hope that the sage contribution of a Conservative front-bencher will temper the savage beast of Mr Holborn's criticism!

What dismay: Chris Grayling is a septic oyster

Perhaps if the young ladies and gentlemen of our kingdom were less interested in "rock bands" and "alco-pops", they could learn from Mr Holborn the art of conducting oneself with dignity in our "cyber-age". Alas, the frequent scenes of mayhem in our drinking establishments demonstrate that not enough of our younger generation follow Mr Holborn and Mr David Vance in maintaining...

a place for civilised debate

Is it too much to ask?