Friday, 15 January 2010

Oral History: Obama Radio Fellatio

It's inconceivable that anyone could ever take a positive view of Barack Obama, so Radio 4's announcement of a programme about people who named their babies after the new President has been met with justifiable incredulity at Biased BBC.

Here's Asuka Langley Soryu:

It takes a special kind of ignorant asshole to name their child after a politican.

Politican: A weird hybrid of pelican and politician. That would never do. Stick with Jordan. Or Chardonnay.

Especially one who's achieved so little and seems to be going for some sort of unpopularity record. I haven't met one of these assclowns because I don't live in some Third World shithole (yet)...

You'd be very popular.

…or Lefty enclave, but I'd dearly like to meet one of these people...and punch them in the throat. Damn.

A strong reaction, seeing as how the show hasn't aired yet. What do you think, BenS?

This programme is pure desperation... I can only imagine it being unbelievably rubbish.

Always better to imagine than to listen, BenS. Lot less effort, too.

Why, here's magiclantern1, who claims to have worked at al Beeb. Still nostalgic about BBC West Midlands, magic-l?

In my house we have dubbed BBC radio as Obama Radio Fellatio.

Blow me. Any sexual references you want to titillate us with, Martin?

The BBC paint over St Barry's ever falling popularity and the fact the Dems are going ot get creamed up the upcoming elections. But hey let's not let facts get in the way of a beeboid wank fest.

Excellent. And thanks for the tissue. Over to a British expat in the USA. Welcome, Martin Hague.

Obama is a bad joke. He is litterally making it up as he goes along, and he has an infantile understanding of the real world.

A mistake Biased BBC is never likely to make. Litterally.


  1. I don't think any of them live in the UK, to be honest. Most of them sound like they're American, or they're so loving of the American Way that the only things stopping them is the fact that they spend all their money on gay porn (Martin).

    Hell, I don't live in the UK, but at least I have the good grace not to bitch about paying a licence fee I don't pay.

    Actually, I'd pay to see iPlayer here.

  2. It takes a special kind of ignorant asshole to name their child after a politican

    Probably why John Winston Lennon turned out to be such a failure.