Saturday, 2 January 2010

Snort. Die. Cheers!

Biased BBC's leading social commentator Martin gets 2010 off to a sparkling start:

To all beeboids I really hope you all get Cocaine laced with Cyanide this year.

Does make you wonder whether Martin's real identity belongs to one of those many humble souls honoured yesterday for services to the community. It's the least he deserves.


  1. And I hope he gets to spend as much time as possible among his beloved turds.

  2. Poor old Martin. Wake up *post* Allow Next catalogue to accidentally fall open at male swimware section. *post* Wank into Pot Noodle *post* cry