Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Rancid Puss-Filled Cocks: The BBC, Bias And Civility

Biased BBC supremo David Vance is a man who cares passionately about standards, as befits a spokesman for Ulster’s newest Unionist party. Today, he’s reminding his bias-hunters to be civil.

No problemo. Here are prime examples of Biased BBC civility culled from the last two weeks. Each is directed at the BBC or its workforce:

Envirofaggotry Camp beeboid (why are ALL males at the BBC so camp by the way?) Scabby Logan my favourite mincer (Nikki Campbell) Beeboid scum the fat shit Mardell they are all scumbags LibLeft cocain addicted Islingtonite lentil munchers Camp male beeboid the really vile Gabby Logan the BBC love taking the piss out of the Holocaust beeboid scumbags The SS kicking the shit out of the BBC BBC Gestapo/SS They would much prefer a terrorist attack seriously subversive and treasonous sticking up for the towel heads YET again vindictive bastards drugged up arseholes a leftie wank fest drug addled beeboids we have dubbed BBC radio as Obama Radio Fellatio shit Utter utter garbage from start to finish beeboid wank fest Cocaine addled beeboids two beeboid twats Shitman spouting their bollocks ecowacko bumchums Harrabin-Laden Knicker wetting female on Radio 5 leftie dykes their founder Goebbels fat shit Mardell knee-jerk totalitarian statists truly a vile individual (Jim Naughtie) camp male beeboid useless old dog Stephanie you turd fat boy Mardell Kraut Frei fatty Mardell Essler you beeboid tool Camp beeboid on aircraft carrier I bet he jacked himself off Utter utter shite from the BBC Fat slob Mardell spouting yet more crap Utter utter effing bollocks Mardell you tool Mardell should remove his nose from Obama's skid marked arse more shit twats at the BBC bigging up Mong drug addicts Fat shit Mardell pile of crap blog a fat git like YOU an arm of the current socio-marxist government intellectually fascist Statist rat face an arsehole, she's also a liar grinning like one eyed Scottish mong you leftie knob the usual lefty puke inducing garbage a key propaganda arm of the enemy at time of war liberal dyke Fatty STOP WHINIG YOU STUPID DRUG TAKING TOOLS pretty vile output Fatboy Nolan that dyke gets everywhere Easton has crawled out from his festering hole the BBC employ thousands of drug taking lefties a vile fat slug his shit show Dopey dyke scum cesspit of leftie scum addled on Cocaine and up the arse of the Labour party handwringing lefty cocksmokers Kill it with fire Shits sticking their rancid puss filled cocks up the arse of Obama once again

Our environmental protection unit monitors this outflow in the public interest, and it has discovered that the vast majority of this sewage emanates from one source: The leading social commentator, Martin.

Martin today offers fellow bias-hunters an explanation for this onslaught:

I try to be on good behaviour but sometimes trolls and beeboids just make it impossible to resist.

Entirely understandable, old chum, and completely consistent with David Vance's mission statement for Biased BBC:

Biased BBC is and shall remain a place for civilised debate and attempts to suggest otherwise are pathetic.

Indeed, so high is Biased BBC's reputation for civilised discourse that the official statement announcing Mr Vance's elevation to the Traditional Unionist Voice party failed to mention this striking contribution to the public good. At all!

How modest.

4 comments:

  1. Martin's completely right. We all try to behave well, but when people disagree with us, then we unleash the rancid puss filled cocks. It's what separates civilised people from scumbags. In a way.

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  2. And I know we're all blessed with the civility of B-BBC contributor All Seeing Eye on his wonderfully erudite opinion vehicle "...Is A Cunt".

    It's okay, as long as you're civilised enough not to do it on B-BBC, then you get get away with calling just about anyone a cunt. And fuck Vance. The cunt.

    Hell, if you're far enough away from B-BBC - let's say if you deliberately don't include "...Is A Cunt" in your Blogger profile - then maybe you can even get away with calling Barack Obama a black cunt. Or a half black cunt.

    And if that's not enough, call Oprah a black cunt as well, and subtly suggest that she's famous 'cos she's black. Innit.

    Of course, this level of class from B-BBC contributors is only what you might expect from someone whose blog content is reduced to featuring "noted economists" castigating Google for attempting to rewrite history while you're... er... attempting to rewrite history. Tch. Like history is your shill Wiki entry.

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  3. Surely the voters of Ulster would be delighted to hear what sterling work Mr Vance is performing in their interests on the internet. What false modesty could be holding him back from informing the electorate of this valuable public service?

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  4. Vancey holds up this kind of stuff as "free speech". It's the kind of free speech where he deletes anything he doesn't like from people he doesn't know or who disagree with him or confuse the fuck out of him or rip into his 'points', but if he knows the person then it's protected and okay. Which is why pointing out that he's stretching the point on B-BBC is forbidden, but you can make any number of jokes about the Haiti earthquake. Or, I assume, and number of disasters where brown people are the victims.

    I know the First Amendment is absent of a good taste clause, but I don't think Vance realises that good taste is perhaps something you have to flirt with as part of the political process.

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