Biased BBC has been championing for some time now a clear-out in the stale ranks of BBC Comedy, festering as it is with Marxists, Climate Change Fascists and Muslim Groupies. A vital task, but where might we find some fresh talent to lead Auntie Beeb in bold new directions?
Beeboid 1: Hello sailor fancy some shore leave
Beeboid 2: yes, shall we drop anchor in poo bay
Beeboid 3: i've got cocaine can i join in as well
Beeboid 4: i'm doing research into homosexuality
in a warming climate due to catastrophic
human induced climate change, can i watch
Ho. Um. Ho.