Friday 18 December 2009

Produces Large Onion From Waistcoat


Anyone who doubts that crocodiles do produce tears has not read David Vance's farewell to Terry Wogan today. Apparently A Light Has Gone Out At The BBC. Police are looking for an Ulsterman with a large catapult.


Sorry to see Sir Terry Wogan broadcast his final early morning show.


The Muslims have seen him off. Or the gays. No, wait. The Feminazis.


I think he was one of the few stars left in the BBC crown


Only Jeremy Clarkson left.


and when Chris Evans take his place in January I shall not be listening.


Unless he says something you'd like to whinge about.


Sir Terry's genial charm, lack of vulgarity


Say that again...


lack of vulgarity


I thought you said that.


and common decency


That, too. Could this be the same Biased BBC which thinks A Cunt Like A Stamped Bat is a hilarious witticism?


will be missed by many people and he leaves the BBC looking a poorer place.


Funny you should say that. Given how hard you work to make every moment the BBC produces feel like the end of civilisation itself.


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