Anyone who doubts that crocodiles do produce tears has not read David Vance's farewell to Terry Wogan today. Apparently A Light Has Gone Out At The BBC. Police are looking for an Ulsterman with a large catapult.
Sorry to see Sir Terry Wogan broadcast his final early morning show.
The Muslims have seen him off. Or the gays. No, wait. The Feminazis.
I think he was one of the few stars left in the BBC crown
Only Jeremy Clarkson left.
and when Chris Evans take his place in January I shall not be listening.
Unless he says something you'd like to whinge about.
Sir Terry's genial charm, lack of vulgarity
Say that again...
lack of vulgarity
I thought you said that.
and common decency
That, too. Could this be the same Biased BBC which thinks A Cunt Like A Stamped Bat is a hilarious witticism?
will be missed by many people and he leaves the BBC looking a poorer place.
Funny you should say that. Given how hard you work to make every moment the BBC produces feel like the end of civilisation itself.