Just as the Eskimos are supposed to have 40 words for snow, Biased BBC's acclaimed Ulster dialect Advance Vance™ has myriad ways of showing an unhealthy fascination with / a creepy disgust about / a rounded interest in homosexuality:
I see that Andrew Marr was able to provide gay activitist and luvvie Ian McKellan
AV™: A gay man on TV? That's disgraceful.
Marr was able to provide …. Ian McKellan with a soap-box this morning.
AV™: He interviewed him like thousands of other guests. But gays are always good for a whinge.
McKellan is able to spout
AV™: He opens his mouth and words come out. How dare he?
all sorts of imagined "homophobic" allegations against our society in general
AV™: Gays have only one problem we need to worry about. They're homosexual.
without any challenge from Marr.
AV™: (Sir Ian was talking - though only briefly - about anti-bullying initiatives in schools). Marr should have spoken up for bullies.
The BBC is an established forum...
AV™: Established forum = a broadcaster broadcasting stuff which I find uncomfortable for reasons I'd rather not discuss.
for the advocacy of...
AV™: Advocacy = taking any interest at all in a subject I dislike
gay propaganda.
AV™: Gay propaganda = anything which reminds the world that individuals can live in ways I disapprove of.
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I don't know what Marr was thinking of. Bullying's very good for you, and he should have demanded that McKellen use his acting skills to think up some good put-downs for pooves and everyone else Biased BBC has it in for.
ReplyDeleteDo you think he isn't getting any from the missus? Maybe he masturbates thinking of boys.
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