It's 7.49 and time for Thought For The Day. Our speaker today is pounce, chaplain to the massed bands of The Biased BBC Regiment:
the bBC, they love the radical Islamic way of life.
Lying for allah
Free benefits for allah
I am a victim for allah
the bBC loves allah.
Curious Fact: pounce claims to have been raised by a strict Islamic Pakistani father.
Legal Note: On the evidence of the above, Allah is almost certainly the subject of fraudulent claims against the Benefits System. It's unlikely that any N.I. number has ever been issued to a non-corporeal deity.