Breathe. Please.

What gives rise to the conviction some people harbour that they can predict the future? In the case of Biased BBC's resident soothsayer Cassandra King, oxygen starvation might play a part. Doctors are concerned that she can go whole minutes without breathing as she pounds out her bile heartfelt concerns.

Take this complaint about a BBC report on a new documentary, Videocracy, which criticises Italy's dearly beloved Silvio Berlusconi:

The BBC forgets to mention that Gandini is a hard left socialist, funny that they forget to mention that the attack/smear film could simply be a vehicle to smear a political enemy UNLESS of course the BBC knew full that the film was a smear attack because the BBC have been engaged in a long term concerted smear campaign since the Italian elections that elected Berlesconi, you will remember how broken hearted the BBC were when the socialists were destroyed at the polls, you will recall how the BBC launched the most partisan coverage helping the socialists as much as possible.

That's 101 words without a pause; enough - according to OBME's crack team of breathing-related science-type experts - to induce a critical low-oxygen state sufficient to cause intense hallucinations.

Could also explain why she failed to notice the BBC reporter pointing out that the film was a personal view, far from neutral and that its critics had complained that it lacked rigour.

But probably not.