We can only presume that David Vance was distracted by another M&S lingerie ad featuring Myleene Klass when he posted on his Irish blog yesterday. Something clearly went wrong in the concept/delivery continuum:
Saturday, October 10, 2009 At 06:44PM
Our Crumlinology Department has worked all night trying to assess the meaning and significance of Mr Vance's graphic. They think it may be illustrating one of the following:
a: Tasteful jokes about the PM's lack of vision.b: Martin's turd output c: David Vance's civility purges d: BBC rent-boy consumption (as imagined by Martin)e: Terrifying hordes of, erm, Muzziesf: Number of times David Vance has awoken at 4 am and wondered why he bothersPerhaps our readers could suggest what the chart is actually meant to represent?