Anyone putting a few quid on David Vance's future career moves should risk a flutter on the chirpy Irishman taking over the editor's chair at Heat magazine. On Biased BBC he's got all the, erm, sleb goss from Strictly Come Dancing.
Turns out that dreamy Anton de Beke has used the P-word to gorgeous gal-pal Laila Rouass, and stroppy Dave Vance is calling out the BBC 'cos his dreamgirl Carol Thatcher said gollywog and got the Big E for racism, while hunky de Beke said Paki and did not!!!!!! OMG!!!
Anyway, Mailman has it sussed:
Thatcher should have been fired simply for getting the reference wrong. The guy wasnt a gollywog, he was a gollyfrog! :D
Have got Carol's agent on the phone, Mailman. She's loving your stuff. Lunch?
Guest has been on a mediation course. Any advice?
More PC nonsense.
Writing this on a Mac, so back off. But using Microsoft Word, to be fair.
Du Beke's dancing partner should get a life and grow a thick skin.
Radical. Wasn't it Anton's quip about her skin which got him in trouble?
If she continues to bleat then she's minus one dance partner and the Beeb is minus Brucie's successor.
Quite right. Less bleating. We want The Silence Of The Lailas.
Yet another example of how political correctness is imploding with ever more farcical episodes.
Hell in a handcart. Etc.
NotaSheep gives us NotaBleat.
Carol Thatcher is the devil's daughter and so must be punished to show who are the masters now.
Brilliant analysis. Though…why did they give her a job in the first place?
Jack Bauer wants to join Mr de Beke's club and sneak in the P-word again.
Surely the BBC pronunciation Unit would insist that the correct pronunciation is PAHR-KI?
Received pronunciation went out some years ago, Jack. Go for Geordie, the punters can't get enough of it. Still, it's probably time for you to save Los Angeles from terrorists. Again.
The legendary Martin is so glad he's not on Hampstead Heath with the gay Beeboids and their rent boys. He's excited about luscious Laila. Oh yes he is.
I've never heard of this woman until now, but boy if you google her she's one sexy lady,
Say no more, squire.
I guess that makes me a sexist pig?
Just a real red-blooded bloke.
Well guilty and proud.
Let's all flick towels at each other in the B-BBC locker room. Heads on poles, why don't you join in?
That's two of us Martin. Phwooaarr!
Phwoo, um, oarr!