David Milliband is getting it in the neck today, for being Jewish, but not the right kind of Jewish. Helpfully, B-BBC soothsayer Cassandra King shows hidden talents by getting inside Milliband's every thought.
Who knows: Perhaps Cassandra has ambitions as a psychological profiler... Biased BBC's Cracker. With an "s" on the end…
(Milliband) is in effect a modern construct,
Like The Gherkin. Only not so tall.
a champagne socialist upbringing
Hello? Childline? Man here feeding champagne to his kids….
with wealth and power around him from the start,
Yes, champagne. Think they're playing Monopoly, too.
he uses the emoty slogans of socialism
And listening to emo music. That's child abuse, right there.
as we would use toilet paper.
Now they're wiping their arses with the Labour Manifesto. How quickly can you get here?
Next time you see Milliband watch him closely,
No need. The NSPCC are on the case.
you see a not quite whole person, you will note the chip
Damn, forgotten the P.I.N.. Again.
and the emptyness of his mind,
You too? Tried disguising it as a phone number. But can't remember that, either.
hate him by all means as I do but also pity him too,
He'll appreciate that.
he is nothing he contains nothing, he is the essence of emptyness
You're confusing him with Simon Cowell.
and when peole like him find out that they are indeed empty inside nothing we could do or say could equal the punishment that brings
Plus listening to bad versions of Hallelujah. That's hell on earth.