Cutting-edge social commentator Martin has come up with the plan which Labour and Conservative spokesmen have so far failed to deliver. Here, for a wider audience, the future of The BBC:
Well i have a solution.
Excellent. Top-slice the licence fee? Bigger role for Ofcom?
1 wall
Mmmm?
20 thousand wooden posts
Outward bound courses?
Some willing riflemen
Oh.
(I'd be up for it)
No surprise there, then. Anything you'll need as you fire away?
Some cigarettes
Okey-dokey. Still, as long as we preserve our democratic way of life...
Oh and after we've done the BBC we can do Westminster and then the Police and then local Government.
One man. One man alone, stood tall. For now, He Was The Law… And The Law Was Him.
Back on earth, what do you make of the news on Gordon Brown's expenses?
Of course one might ask why any politician needs a cleaner in the first place when they have a wife?
To clean the blood up when you get going, Martin?
Is the best use of MY taxes spent on cleaners for lazy politicians?
And don't forget their even lazier wives.
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Wonder if the good folks of BBC Northern Ireland will be asking David Vance whether his most prolific Biased BBC poster is right to fantasise about shooting them all dead? As he's on their local politics show on Thursday, they've got the ideal opportunity....
ReplyDeleteLook at all you biased left wing New Labour fans appalled by the calling for public executions of public figures for disagreeing with a maniac with a turd fixation.
ReplyDeleteDisgraceful!
Bugger. Add 'You should be ashamed of yourselves' for diagreeing with with a maniac with a turd fixation.
ReplyDeleteJudging by my posts here you would be amazed to find I am internet literate. Must type slower...
In fairness I have to agree with the wife remarks - she doesn't have a job, and why should we be paying for their cleaner anyway?
ReplyDelete(nothing sexist here - if it was Dennis I'd say the same thing)
Well, I guess it's because if they need a second home, they probably have to be out of one or the other a lot of the time, and so can't clean it themselves, not being there and all.
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ReplyDelete"Politician Does Something A Little sleazy And To Their Advantage".
Big deal.
And this is evidence of bias at the BBC because ... ?
@OBME. Have you compiled a list of Martin's to-do list? Also, do we have a record of how many times Martin has advocated Murder and Genocide, and the targets of such actions. I'd like a bar chart please.
... Oh, and just for completeness, can we have a bar for mentions of turds?
ReplyDeleteI prefer a scat-ter plot.
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