Even if The BBC started taking its bulletins straight from Fox News and its opinions from the Israeli Embassy, there would still be unfinished Biased BBC business. Something Must Be Done about Feminazis.
They have their own show - Woman's Hour - on Radio 4, and it's proof of a veritable constellation of bias all over the broadcasting spectrum. Apparently.
B-BBC Iron Man David Vance set the balls rolling:
By the way, why is there not a "Men's Hour"?
Good question. Here's the manly Robert de Niro tribute act Travis Bickle. He's bound to know:
Why would we need a Men's hour?
Because men get such a raw deal everywhere. Surely?
The whole point of woman's hour is that it keeps a bunch of po-faced, middle class, menopausal bints distracted while their husbands 'take the dog for a walk'.
Here, boy! Walkies!
Taking the dog for a walk being a euphimism for 'banging a prozzie.'
Oh. Does Rover get to watch?
Men's hour courtesy of the limp wristed elite that run the BBC would be all about...
Fast cars and big noisy machines? Football? Action movies?
Wimmin's issues! And how us men can fawn, scrape and ingratiate ourselves further too them.
How is Mrs Bickle?
Legendary social commentator Martin has his doubts, too:
As for a mens hour, god could you imagine what it would be like?
camp left wing nonces talking about how their heels kill them and are leather trousers OK for cycling.
Sounds right up your street, Marty. Perhaps we could get some rent boys to present it, seeing as you're so obsessed with them?
Oh, look, there's Jo Brand on Radio Five. Let's see how well the new civilised Biased BBC is working: What do you reckon to Jo, Martin?
a fat ugly wart faced smelly white barking mad old lesbian.
Every insult a freshly-minted one. Time to Walk The Dog.