One of Biased BBC's biggest blowhards most dignified contributors is Biodegradable, scourge of all Middle Eastern coverage on the BBC. He is a fan of Israeli policy.
Today he's been offering his considered opinions on Katya Adler's recent film about school life in Gaza:
I don't think she's scared at all,
Glad you were concerned about her, Mr Degradable.
because I'm sure along with the release of Alan Johnson a deal was struck with Hamas to protect Beeboid reporters in exchange for them toeing the Hamas line.
Kind of thing the BBC does - sell its independence to buy protection.
How else do you explain a nice Jewish girl being allowed to work in Gaza
Possibly respect for the BBC as a leading news organisation?
without being raped,
Y-e-e-e-s. Are you troubled by your fantasies?
raped, killed or kidnapped?
Would you prefer all three? Or just one of these options?
She'd have reason to be scared if she reported the truth,
Do you think?
but as long as she does as she's told she'll be an honoured guest in Hamastan.
What's scary is that you actually seem to believe that Hamas does dictate BBC news policy….