There are some sights so lovely that even BBC fans and their fiercest critics must unite in admiration: The Lakes in Spring, The Flying Scotsman racing over an old viaduct... and B-BBC's resident soothsayer Cassandra wrapping his/her flying fingers around the perfect phrase.
The BBC is as dishonest and crooked an organisation as exists anywhere on the planet today.
Hit the nail on the head, Cass. Nail on the head.
We've co-operated with Vance Polls™ to work out the top ten most dishonest and crooked organisations anywhere on the planet today:
1. Ryanair Customer Relations
2. The Communist Party of North Korea
3. The Camorra
4. The BBC
5. Zanu PF
6. The Burmese Junta
7. The Nigerians who took £28k off Uncle Eddie to finance their looting of a dead politician's bank account and never came back with a single cent. Bastards.
8. David Irving's fan club
9. The Snakeheads
10. The News Of The World
Pretty much in line with your expectations, I'd say, Cassandra. Wouldn't you?