A new era of gentility has dawned today at Biased BBC, ushered in by its own Mr Civility, David Vance. A new comments system has been installed so that it remains a place for civilised debate, he says.
Which is great, because our sewage monitors have been waist-deep in the latest sludge civilised discourse emanating from Mr Vance's outlet. Here's last week's worth of niceness aimed at the BBC and its workforce:
Hitler could only have dreamt of such successful propaganda full of crap prick as guitly of lying in pursuit of its fervent beliefs as Goebbels was in support of his Fuhrer until the present BBC is neutered FOREVER eating conservatives and republicans for breakfast EVIL or FASCIST shooting up in Islington I'm just waiting for the time violence against the BBC is 'fashionable' the BBC takes it up the arse without a murmur extreme submissive /dhimmi tactics lying, useless shit THE BBC: WE CHEAT AND WE LIE his nose up Vince Cables arse you mongs the usual handwringing b******s the beeboids arse lick McTool arse sniffing Gordon Brown is what we do Arse sniffer you tool I'm totally certain male beeboids beat their meat to pictures of Obama bullshit they churn out every hour shit reporting willingly and blindly spreads blood libels wanky rotten, almost racist bias the idiots it sends to cover affairs in the USA mincing beeboids mincing nancy boys Filth and low life scum Arseholes a liar and full of shit filth a socialist pollutant goon a fat bastard who needs to go on a diet trash mumbo jumbo scumbag beeboids scum lives in its own champagne filled world kiddy fiddler goons the beedoids simply report shit The usual bunch of leftist twats these twats how shit the BBC is at reporting FACTS dopey dykes fat arses a thug organisation an unhinged creep shit like the BBc years of excess on 12 year old rent boys and Cocaine frenzies scumbags
As David Vance puts it, in characteristically magisterial fashion:
B-BBC is and shall remain a place for civilised debate and attempts to suggest otherwise are pathetic.
Biased BBC's new dawn of internet politesse could not have been brought to us without expert help in the form of the blogger All Seeing Eye, as Mr Vance reminds his troops.
Who is this giant of civilised-debate-website engineering?
According to this Blog Profile, he is responsible for those ennobling websites Jacqui Smith Is A Cunt, Fuck The Fuck Off and that apex of civility ..... Is A Cunt.
Update: All Seeing Eye informs those B-BBC faithful who found the C-word blogs a bit much that he was only keeping them warm for a sickly friend. Which is so twatting touching. And so cunting civilised. You, er, Mongs.