Breaking news on the Biased BBC civility makeover….
It's five exciting days since B-BBC entered its new age of gentility, ushered in by the technical know-how of a blogger named All Seeing Eye.
ASE's previous contribution to making the blogosphere a better place is responsibility for three outpourings, one named Fuck The Fuck Off, and two comparing public figures to the Anglo-Saxon word for the vagina. One is specifically about Jacqui Smith's presumed resemblance to her own genitalia.
All Seeing Eye is undoubtedly a fitting techie midwife to David Vance's desire to make B-BBC a place for civilised debate.
Now Team Vance has welcomed another titan, one G.O.T., or - as he is known to his friends - Grumpy Old Twat - to the Biased BBC creative team. Mr Twat is praised for designing a new logo for B-BBC's liveblog of Question Time.
David picks his bloggy friends so well. G.O.T.'s latest posting on his own pages is the acme of civility itself.
Above a photo of a distressed Kate McCann pressing Madeleine's cuddly toy to her face, G.O.T. has written:
What is it they say? Ah yes, I remember! A murderer always returns to the scene of the crime.
It's a tasteful group of friends G.O.T. has, too. Fidothedog - motto: fighting against the dhimmitude and pc attitude that has taken over my country - writes:
Fucking spot on, I was going to nominate her for a cunting on isacunt, but consider it done now.
Gigits, another Biased BBC chum, adds:
A touchy subject this, but I'm suspicious of them. Tapas eating, child neglecting cunts at the very least.
Let's remind ourselves once more of David Vance's ambitions for Biased BBC:
a place for civilised debate and attempts to suggest otherwise are pathetic.