Martin is Biased BBC's leading social campaigner. His contributions are legendary; few can match him in delivering so strongly the intriguing argument that the BBC is being run by gay hedonists whilst it simultaneously supports the Taliban.
Like a tireless Victorian vicar ministering to hopeless prostitutes, he is relentless in returning to cesspits of vice...but only in the hope of saving us all from their clutches.
Lately, he's been pointing his keyboard at Pink Filth:
Apple is seen as "kool"
Is that, y'know, code for a kind of gay sex?
most beeboids own an iphone.
Check their expenses. They've been buying hundreds and handing them out to all their Islington chums.
It would appear it has a really good application for attracting homosexual rent boys
My God! The Queers have invited Pinktooth®!
(I kid you not so that's probably why it's so popular at the BBC)
Nothing else useful or desirable about the iPhone. Nothing at all.
That explains those billboards around Shepherds Bush: iPhone 3G = 4GAYS
I suggest those with sensitive dispositions don't go to the link!!!
Oh, Martin...you've gone, and you saved us all the trouble! How...sweet... of you!