Thursday, 6 August 2009

Die, You Stinking, Lying Offal

Here is a selection of the informed criticism directed at the BBC and its staff by Biased BBC commentators in the last 24 hours:

warped inciting racial hatred relentless down market advance desperate it reports for the taliban drip drip lefty crap blinded by political correctness crappy short fat dumpy women with hair on their double chins vile, grasping, lying, cheating biased lies disgusting distasteful sycophancy EVIL state controlled filthy beeboid scumbags bias leftwing rubbish one-sided sloppy pathetic institutionally biased at every level it is my sincerest wish that prisoners inflict their crimes on the chattering BBC types die, you stinking, lying offal

Here is a tiny part of the BBC output for the same day: The exclusive airing on the Today programme of Radiohead’s exceptional tribute to the late Harry Patch, with details of how to download it and donate to the Royal British Legion.

Harry Patch, the last surviving British veteran of World War I, is buried today. Thom Yorke's lyrics were inspired by Harry’s moving interview with Today in 2005:

I am the only one that got through 

The others died where ever they fell 

It was an ambush 

They came up from all sides 

Give your leaders each a gun and then let them fight it out themselves 

I've seen devils coming up from the ground 

I've seen hell upon this earth 

The next will be chemical but they will never learn

Perhaps Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood would like to take inspiration from Biased BBC, too. They could set Die, you stinking, lying offal to music.

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