Despite the cost of their special protective gear, our environmental team continue to monitor the sewage outflow from Biased BBC. They report a persistent noxious odour and some interesting flavours of vomit in the last 72 hours.
We don't normally issue awards for prize sewage - what would the trophy have to look like? But we do think there's something wonderful about: Supidity, It's what we do
Disturbing flecks of blood appeared in the latest sample, which means someone should be seeing the poo-doctor. And soon. (Possibly the person who fantasises about wanting the BBC's throat publically slit)