Tuesday 4 August 2009

The Secret Of Happiness: Rape


Fritigern has found the secret of human happiness, and thanks to a boisterous Biased BBC debate on crime, he shares it with us. (Crime is all the BBC's fault, by the way).

The key ingredients to perfect bliss are - and this may surprise you - violence, rape and robbery. (Perhaps not a surprise that Fritigern's name is borrowed from a warrior-leader of the 4th Century Goths.)

A year or so ago I was made really happy

Good for you. You deserve it.

when I read that a Member of the Scottish Parliament had been beaten up...

Ah.... Did he owe you money?

...beaten up by low life from a council estate.

Perhaps he owed them money?

I just wish that our criminal fraternity would attack, rape and burgle

That would make a change. Them being criminals and all.

attack, rape and burgle MPs , MSps, councillors, beeboids

Glad you got the Beeboids in. They're the worst.

but most of all Judges, magistrates, sheriffs and lawyers.

That's a lot of rape and pillage. Should we sub-contract it to the Danes?

Perhaps then the powers that be might protect the ordinary citizens from the depredations of the sub-human scum who infest this country.

Audacious....but...but...

Can't quite put my finger on it, but encouraging sub-human scum to attack, burgle and, um, rape thousands of people might have limitations as a crime-reduction strategy.

Can we get back to you on that?


6 comments:

  1. Ever get the feeling you are talking to yourself?

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  2. Surely it's only talking to yourself if nobody is listening? I am and, presumably, anonymous is too. This is way too abstract for me!

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  3. If a tree falls in a forest... will Biased BBC blame the BBC?

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  4. I suspect so. It'll be the BBC's continued Islamification of trees what dun it.

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  5. Apparently the Xmas Tree in White City will be decorated in a burqua. Sorry, Winter Holiday Tree.

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