Tuesday 18 August 2009

He Vould Haff An Enormous Schwanzstucker


Biased BBC's legendary prophet, Cassandra, brings troubling news about the state of the British Army.

Our Boys are not what they seem.


The British army soldier is perhaps the finest assembly of fighting men the world has yet produced

Good grief. Would you mind saying that again?

The British army soldier is perhaps the finest assembly of fighting men the world has yet produced

I was afraid you'd said that. Our chaps are Frankensteins made from bits of other people's troops... why didn't the BBC tell us that UK medical science had gone so far? And gone so revoltingly wrong?

yet for all his fighting skill he has mostly prevailed in combat DESPITE its political masters doing their utmost to hamstring and betray them!

Slow down. Combat's political masters betrayed whom?

From the trenches of WW1 to the disasters of WW2 the procurement and deployment of subs standard battle kit has been almost standard strategy

This makes me so angry. Our Boys were dying in the trenches, and the top brass kept sending them bits of submarines. Sea-lions led by donkeys and no mistake.

Who can forget that the Spitfire only got produced because a 'greedy selfish cigar chomping capitalist peoples enemy' took the initiative and financed production ou of his own pocket

Ou? Ou? Where
was his pocket, monsieur? And just how much was in there?

we bumble on and more tommies die, I tell you folks whats changed in a century?

Literacy. It's become much worse.

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